Life lessons with villain Deku

never read izuku's diary

No One's POV

" by guys don't do to much dumb shit without me" Izuku yelled walking out the door to go teach todoroki a lesson about why you don't go have grilled cheeses with mortal enemies. Tomura and Dabi were on the couch watching dirty dancing when Toga ran into the room with a small book.

" what the fuck is that," Tomura asked, "but more importantly will it kill us."

"hope so," Dabi says

" no-no its Izuku's Diary."

" OH GOD READ NOW," Tomura yelled. The three villains opened the diary and turned to the first page. 

dear diary

Toga if you are reading this go fuck yourself.

"Flashy" Toga says.

" sure," Dabi says.

Dear diary 

My teen angst bullshit now has a body count. Today I kicked a puppy and then spat on it. Sometimes I wonder if the world is just a bagel and we just got to eat it. I'm planning on stabbing All might is the back and seeing him fall over. It would be funny.

" ok that was great," Tomura said.

" next," Toga said excitedly.

dear diary

Omg Todoroki was sleeping, and I stole some of his hair. Anyway, Mr. Quacker and I went to go plant some bombs in UA hope it works.

Dear dairy

it diddnt work.

The dairy kept going with some random bull shit like how cute anime characters are and how much he hates pop culture.

dear diary

I want to fucking KILL tomura. First, he stole my fucking bath bomb; then he ate my FUCKING COOkies. One day when he is sleeping, I'm going to stab out his eyeballs, and when he is blind, I will feen his eye boles to him.

" wait fuck that was yesterday," tomura said, looking at the other two.

dear diary

I'm planning on leaving those losers there just so annoying, and I can form a new group.

" Zuzu is leaving us?" Toga asked.

" haha, I'm sure nothing is happening."

" HE'S FUCKING LEAVING" All three villain starts to cry

" what the fuck," izuku says, walking inside," and why do you have my diary."

" ZUZU DONT LEAVE US" Toga Crys grabbing izuku

" what?"

" your gonna leave us to join the fucking mafia," Tomura says frowning. Izuku snorts 

" Why are you l a u g h I n g," Dabi asks

" because haha I'm not joining the fucking mafia. If you were reading my dairy, it was about a video game."

" really"

" fuck ya "

" oh, we FUCK YOU LITTLE SHIT FOR MAKING ME CRY," Tomura says, hitting izuku over the head.

"anyway what happened with Todoroki."

" oh well...... you know."

( flashback)

" TODOROKI " izuku came through his window " WERE YOU EATING FUCKING GRILDCHEESE WITH FUCKING KACCHAN AND NOT ME."

" oh, fuck."

" bitch you better run."

Sorry it was short