Life lessons with villain Deku

Quest 2

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no ones POV

Author chan sat in her chair with the storybook back and her lap drinking her water. " so you came back for more of this shit, it's your time, not mine."

" our h̶e̶r̶o̶s villains made there way through many areas, through hot lava and cold mountains."

" can we just you know not get him and go eat popcorn," Dabi asks being dragged through the snow.

" don't give up now, dabi, we are almost there look," Toga said, pointing to a tall tower where the so-called king was being held.

" Wow, that's some kinky shit," Tomura says, taking a picture and turning around his fanny pack. The villains walked inside the tower, which wasn't guarded. They walked into a small room where Izuku was asleep on a fluffy pick bed.

" hell no, I'm not kissing that thing," Dabi says, shoving Tomura in front of him.

" WE'RE NOT IN ALABAMA IDIOT," Tomura says, shoving Toga in front of both boys.

" Ewww no coodies " Toga yelps. The two boys push her to Izuku, she closes her eyes, leans in, and then shoves a todoroki plush in his face, and he bolts up.

" TOGA YOU IDIOT I COULDNT BRETH and nice plush" Izuku yells.

" whoops," She says, giggling the villains turn to leave but get stopped by slow clapping and the shipper.

" WELL HELLO CONTESTANTS," the shipper says.

" hi!" Toga says happily.

" The more ships, the better!" The shipper says clapping again and turning off the lights when the lights come back on the villains are all sitting in a blind date setup, and Izukuku is clearly sitting on the other side of the screen.

" Ok, TODAY ON THE SHIP IT OR RIP IT SHIP GAME WE HAVE IZUKU FROM MY HERO ACADEMIA!" some fake clapping happens, and the villains look at each other, Ok so first we have contestant one introduce yourself.

" Hello my name is Tomura, He is my brother so I don't think I should be here cause this isn't fucking sweet home Alabama," Tomura says, Toga giggles and dabi smiles,

" ok then, contestant 2."

" HI MOM, my name is Toga, and I like long walks on the beach and cookies filled with a bunch of illegal sugar," Toga says happily.

" contestant 3."

" no"

" do it or ill kill your friends."

" cool"

" do it, or I won't kill your friends."

" fine, my name is Dabi, I'm emo, so don't mess with me," Dabi says. " no one puts Baby in the corner" ( dirty dancing memories)

" and contestant 4."

" FUCK YOU" Bakugo yells

" hah look, its a horny teenager" Toga says pointing.

" OMG WHERE oh its youuuuu," Izuku says glaring, " why is he here."

" because the more ships, the better, and we also have the rest of 1-a, but they aren't really breathing right now, so let's get AllMight in the house."

" Hello I was promised fried butter," AllMight says

"Author-Chan why" tomura cries

" I have a confection. I am a Deku multyshiper, and bakudeku was my first ship, "Author-cahn admits flipping off Tomura.

" ok so lets start the shipper says"

" I CHOOSE ALL MIGHT" someone yells from the audience

" NO THAT'S INCEST DO BAKUGO"

" UMMM EXCUSE ME THATS AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP"

" I KNOW TODOBAKUDEKUU"

" AGAVLSVFV:L."

then the place blew up.

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" well, that didn't go as expected," Dabi says.

" Well, never underestimate the power of shipping."

" Oh fuck my life," Izuku sighs in defeat.

Sorry, it took so long.

Also, I got a cat he is wight and gray, and I don't have a name for him if you guys have any suggestions.

OH ANDDDDD I wrote A kinda pre chapter thing for my next book if you are interested to see it ill post it on hete to see if you guys like it"