Life lessons with villain Deku

Dont tell your boyfriend about the weird shit you do

@Winged_Werewolf - YES YES WE CAN

" Ok, you think your life was weird, check mine out," Izuku says. The to gay boys were at lunch and todoroki had just finished telling Izuku about his weird day, apparently weird is getting caught in a robbery at the bank and hitting a stripper with your car. " ok so once when I was seven Tomura, and I were out on the streets trying to bear people up because you know kids will be kids, but this old lady in strips and circles comes up to us fucking pinches Tomuras cheeks and calls me billy and asks us to help her across the street."

" and then?"

" and then we did what she asked we walked her into the middle of the street and she got run over."

" Izuku no"

" oh OH so when I ran away to be a stripper that one time I ended up at this strip club and there were other children there, so I say, I'm going to be a pimp but this chick says

" no dude im a pimp you can be my bottom bitch" The girl says. And I'm like

" cool, but I make half the money."

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" wait, so who was the girl?" Todoroki asks,

"Uraraka," Izuku says. Todoroki spits out his tea And looks at Izuku.

"Ok, so any way we get into a small business, we are the hottest group of eight-year-olds out there. We were making money like bees make fucking honey. Everything was going great, but then we fucking get a rival group, and we decided to work together and split the money then the fucking cops shut us down" izuku tells Todoroki. " then I went back home for mac and cheese and grand crackers."

" Izuku, how do you get into this much trouble?"

" oh, I also once shoved 42 goldfish up my nose," Izuku says. " I ended up in the hospital, but they weren't as concerned about, what they were more concerned about the mashed potatoes in my but"

" God, why do I love you?"

" because I'm hot as fuck and-"

" Izuku no I sware if you do, I will get up and leave."

" and because your so coool," Izuku says giving Todoroki finger guns.

" I'm leaving" Todoroki starts to walk away.

" no baby come backkkkkkk," Izuku crys.

" no"

" ill give you a kiss."

" no"

" how about two."

"nope"

" come on, please."

" just no."

( It was short, but I have no regrets!)