Life lessons with villain Deku

Dont let izuku take a " me day"

Izuku opened his eyes and sighed looking at the clock 10:30 izuku smiled and looked at his Todoroki themed calendar and smiled " me day" Izuku says rolling out of bed and onto his floor, Izuku then got up to go brush his teeth and went to where the rest of the villains were.

" Oh Izuku glad you are here were going to attack the heroes," Tomura says, a warp hole already there and villains waiting for further instructions " why the fuck are you still in your pajamas and why. Is it All Might theme?" Tomura asks.

" Me day," Izuku says.

" not Today."

" tomura I sware I will get a spoon carve out your eyeballs and feed them to you if you make me go to your fucking villain thing because its the one time a shitty year I get some well-dambed rest and you arent fucking ruining it!" izuku yells all the villains looking at him in shock. " AND I DONT NEED TO AWNCER YOUR STUPID QUESTION," Izuku yells.

" I will call your dad!" Tomura says, pulling out his phone.

" Hah, as if he would answer you."

" Your father likes me," Tomura argues.

" nah we tight as fuck," then the phone started ringing and then the voicemail.

" This is all for one if you want to talk fuck off," then a beep.

"Shit," tomura says, " well, I do not care you are still coming," Tomura says.

"That's what she said," Izuku says before being dragged to a battle, while tomura was making his villain speech izuku set down a beach chair, umbrella and got some boba tea.

" if you do not mess this up ill give you my firstborn child," Dabi says, punching Toga.

" you do not need to give out to me ill take it myself," Toga says before running off to fight someone. izuku closed his eyes and was trying to suntan when he git knocked over.

" WHAT THE FUCK" Kachhan yelled, exploding his stuff, Izuku at this point was over it and pissed.

" kacchan, you have 5 seconds."

" what"

" five"

" AWNCER ME"

"4"

" IM SERIOUS DEKU"

" 3"

"..."

" 2"

" fuck my life."

" One TIME TO PLAY KACCHAN"

( time skip)

Izuku was standing over a crowd of tied up heroes and villains. " ALL I WANTED WAS A ME DAY BUT NOOOOO SO IM GOING TO HAVE MY ME DAY AND YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO BE NICE AND DO WHAT I WANT GET IT YOU FUCKERS" izuku yells. then with a quick nod from everyone, izuku sat down to get his tan.

( sorry I had disappeared for a while, and it was short because I am traveling, so yah, this is what you get.