Life lessons with villain Deku

Dont meet your cannon self

thanks to What_is_lifr for the suggestion :3

No One's POV

" So you woke me up in the middle of the night to bring me out to the middle of no were and shoved me into the canon universe?"

" yes"

" why," Izuku asks

" becauseeeee I like to torcher you and the readers want it."

" author- chan fuck you cant do this to me."

" yes, I can" then Auther-chan shoves Izuku Into a wormhole and crashing onto cannon Izuku making both of them fall to the ground."

( in cannon universe)

" hay"

" AHHHHHHHHHHHH" Villain Izuku then covered cannon Izuku's mouth.

" I don't get paid enough for this" Aizawa says before going into his sleeping bag.

" Oh My God, why are there two Deku's?!" Uraraka said, shook.

" fucking nerd I don't want to deal with this shit!" kacchan yelled from across the room. Villain Deku looked back at himself.

" Midoria what is the meaning of this" Iida said doing his robot hands. Cannon Izuku shrugged his shoulders he was also crying?

" I-I don't know?" Villain Deku got up and wiped off his hands on his pants. He was about to say something before kacchan ran across the room and grabbed Villain Deku by the collar of his shirt.

" You better fucking explain what's going on" Kacchan growls. Then bakugo felt pain in his hand. " DID YOU FUCKING BIGHT ME"

" SO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT KACCHAN IVE BEAt YOUR ASS BEFORE I CAN DO IT AGAIN!" Villain Deku yelled. Bakugo and Villain Deku kept yelling at each other, and this was making Iida really annoyed.

" Stop fighting you two now Izuku if that is your name who are you and why are you here," Iida said walking in between the two agree teens.

" well, I would have explained that earlier but this bitch interrupted me," izuku says annoyed/.

" WHAT DID YOU CALL ME DEKU"

" SHUT UP AND LET ME EXPLAIN" Izuku cleared his thought. " Well my name is izuku Midoria, I'm fifteen years old, I have no quirk, but I'm pretty dang sure if I had one it would be making bad desitions, I was taken in by the league when I was a kid. Oh and I FUCKING HATE KACCHAN."

" sooooooo you aren't an alien from outer space that copies people and eats there brains?" Denki asks.

" no idiot."

" Oh cool because I don't want my brains eaten."

" ok, so your an idiot in all AU's ok."

" so what should we call you?" Uraraka ask's

" well, you can call me Deku if that makes it easier but he can call me daddy" Izuku winked pointing at Todoroki.

" n-no don't call him that!" Izuku yelled at Deku. izuku then started muttering a whole hell of a bunch.

" you still mutter god I stopped that years ago after Toga taped my mouth shut so I would stop talking."

" wait you know the villain?!" Izuku asks"

" ya were you not listening?" everyone stayed silent. " did I say something wrong" no one spoke.

"well, then I'm out" izuku then sprinted out the door with the class realizing he vanished they chased after him.

( villain Deku's POV)

I was running in circles. How big was this fucking nightmare of a school? I ran past the teacher's lounge and the cafeteria and other places until I reached the exit. I run out hearing the other shits behind me. I know I have to lose them, so I go to where no one would expect me to go.

ANNNNNN ABANDONED ALLYWAYYYYYYYYYYYY yay

Turns out that a stupid idea because they found me and dragged me back to UA. I put up a fight and end up kicking kacchan in the face. When we get back to the classroom, All might is waiting.

" The fuck," I say

" My boy so this is the other young Midoria" AlkMight put out his hand to shake.

" I wouldn't do that" One of the teen's said. I then bit all might, and he pulled his hand away. Then I just poofed And landed on the floor at the legs base.

( back in this au)

" Where have you been all day?"

" I don't know anymore," Izuku said.

" well anyway get ready were going to be on a game show because SOMEONE signed us up."

" uggggg"

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