Life lessons with villain Deku

Dont enter a bear in a dog show

Everybody lets take a momment for Snuffles the dog

Izuku's POV

I was watching Todlers and Tiaras with Toga when a add came on. It was for some dog show I zoned out but then a sweet sound came to my ear's( reword 3000 dollars). when the curmertial was over a ran out of the livingroom to find Tomura. " Tomura I need a dog"

" no"

"Whyyyyyy"

" because last time you had a dog(rip snuffles) it died after a day"

" that was your falt"

" the awcer is no" I cross my arms and walked back to Toga.

"whats wrong zuzu?" Toga asked as she turned to look at me.

" Tomura is being an ass and wont get me another dog all I wanted to do was enter a fucking adorible dog in a contest" Toga thought for a miniout before smileing widly.

" Zuzu we dont need a dog, we have something better, something fluffer something cuter"

" Toga Dabi isnt cute" I say rolling my eyes. she smiles again

" true but it would work" just then the bear walkes into the room and sits next to me.

" you know what Toga I think i have an idea" She looks at me quiriously but i dont say a word. I get up drag the bear to my room and close the door.

Toga's POV

Zuzu left without saying a word and it left me thinking if he has a plan to use that bear in some way sthen i can use something as a dog to. I think really hard then smell the fimillure smell of dipression, a pinch of angst, and a dash of faliure its Dabi! I skip over to him. " ive known you for a long time" I say.

" yah and"

" you trust me"

" no, never, why is that heven a queston the last time I trusted you was when you said you would die my hair black but you died it pink" he says 

" well to bad" I say with a cheerie smile then i knock him out. I giggle " im so smart" then I skip to my room draging dabi by the arm. 

Izuku's POV

I walk into the dog show with my bear that im holding by a leash. there is an intervewer interving all of the owners. I was next a lady holds a microphone to me and asks me questons.     " so whats this dogs? name?"

"  miss Moxie clair holdenstine the third" I say

" ok umm what a nice coller where did you get it"

" I only get the best for my little girl so n atrilly I got some macoroni and glueded it to paper then i got ducktape and taped it on."

" is there anything you would like to say"

" IM NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS" then I walk away draging Moxie with me. while im waiting for the show to start I see someone i apsolutly hate, its fucking Kacchan and his shitty dog. I walk up to him with Moxie. " why hello kacchan" I say.

" shitty deku" he grumbles an dturns around to punch me but a catch his fist.

" thats not very nice kacchan you hurt my fealings I just want some friendly coverstain and we would hate to get vilont wouldnt we?" I say as i reach into my pocket to pull out a gun but he stops me.

" yah we wouldent" we glare at eachother before I hear a shrek I turn around to see Toga holding dabbi who is on the floor bughting someones hand. I stomp on kacchans foot then walk over to the other villains.

" sup" I say, " never thought see Dabi with a leash and fake dog ears"

" shut it" Dabi says giving me a im going to murder you look.

" Dont be an angry puppy Dabi your such a good boy arnt you~." Toga says.

" ya bark for us dabi" I say with a smirk. before something else can happen the anouser says its ti e for the contest.

( time skip)

We wait for rewords im glaring at kacchan nothing relly went bad today other then Dabi being a turd and Moxie trying to eat one of the jugges so ya all good. The anouser gets on stage. " in third place Bob and his dog rex" people cheard i rolled my eyes" in second place mandy and her dog Dog"

" and in first place.

.

.

" Toga and her dog Dabi"

"BOOOOO" I say

" how I dont even look like a dog" Dabi asks

" Moxie go eat em" The bear then tryes to eat the juge. everybody screams and runs away heros are going to get called so we make a brake for it. But before we go I walk up the Kacchan with a box. " here kacchan" I through it at his head then flip him of before dissapiring into the portal"

( time skip)

Bakugo's POV ( lol i asked siri how to spell it and its said fuck you got sookie) 

I Look at the box as I sit at the desk. " what is it bro" Kirishima asks. I open the box and yell in anger 

" FUCK THIS SHITTY DEKU AND HIS DAMN BEAR" It was a picutre of Izuku Holding a gun an smiling"

"how much for the picture?" Todorki asks. everyone looks at the boy.

" FUCK YOU DADDY ISSUES"