Life lessons with villain Deku

Dont let Izuku get sick

no one's POV

Izuku had been sick four times in the last ten years, once with the flew, once with a cold, once with rabies he got that from Toga, and now, he had a stomach bug. Izuku lies in bed thinking about life and why he isn't dead yet.

Izuku heard a knock on the door. " WHAT" Izuku yells, but he ends up regretting it because he is thrown into a fit of coughing.

" Don't come out intel your better we will get Kurogiri to send you food because we don't want your nasty, nasty germs," Tomura calls through the room.

" fuck no," Izuku says to himself. Tomura walks away, leaving Izuku in his own misery again.

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" Why are you in protective gear?" Toga asks as she sits next to the emo boy.

" because I don't want Izuku's germs all over me, so I am taking extra precautions not to get sick and end up dying because of a stomach bug.

" that's nuts, and that's coming from me izuku isn't a zombie or anything," Toga says, slapping dabi in the face. Tomura walks down and sits in front of the TV.

" The fuck handy man" Dabi says.

" No one let izuku out," Tomura says.

" why"

" just don't he's sick," Tomura says. The three watch the Dora movie until they hear small footsteps. They all turn around, and dabi screams.

"Mmmmm" Izuku goans. Walking slowly towards the three.

" ZOMBIE" Toga screams running away to the safe room they made for when Izuku went through his teenage angst faze.

" NOT A ZOMBIE BUT AHHHH CHILD" Dabi yells running after Toga, Tomura tries to run but gets tackled down by Izuku who sneezes on him.

" T-tomura, I need soup," Izuku says.

" Now look what you did now I'm going to get sick and its all because of you what did I tell you about using protection."

" you don't get sick from doing the nono with your boyfriend in the back of his stupid dad's car," Izuku says, rolling his eyes.

" YES YOU DO"

" well then guess Ill die lol."

" OMG, no one just says lol," Tomura screeches.

"Share my sickness bastard," Izuku says, breathing on tomura.

( lol I do this with my sister)

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Toga curled up in the corner, playing the harmonica while Dabi wrote in his diary.

' We have been hiding out for three hours food is low, and Toga has already filled the pee bucket with sandwiches, I don't know how we will survive, evil, evil things are walking around out where we used to live. we already lost Tomura and because of the stupid kid.'

"Dabi, stop writing in your diary and help me!" Toga yells,

"it's not a diary. It's a journal where I write about my feeling and OH MY GOD TOGA NOOOOOO" Toga was on the floor between izuku and Tomura, who was breathing on her. Toga laughed.

" haha, that tickles" Toga giggles then realizes something " OMG IM THE CHEESE" She yells happily.

" Toga shut up," Dabi says, running away.

" GOD IF THERE IS ONE HELLLLLPPPPP," Dabi yells. Dabi finds himself in an empty hallway. He looks around, and the light flicks off when its back on Deku is in the middle.

" We all get sick down here," Deku says, then runs towards Dabi, who turned the hallway and goes into a broom closet. Then there is chopping, and Tomura fucking has an ax and is cutting open the door.

" HERES TOMURA," Tomura yells. Toga grabs dabi from the back and whispers, "twilight," Dabi screams, and they open the door. Dabi is cornered.

" ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US" the three sick villains chants, Dabi shuts his eyes, but the coughing and sneezing never come when he opens his eyes his hero is there.

" QUACKKKKKKK," Mr. Quacker yells.

" HAH BEAT THAT" Dabi yells, but then he coughs.

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the three villains sit on the couch, drinking soup and watching the sound of music.

" Ahhh, the lesson of this story is don't eat a half-eaten hamburger out of the dumpster that a chopped up dead body is in oh and goldfish," izuku says.

" shut up," Tomura says

" no"

" ARE YOU BEING A BAD BOI"

" HAH NO ONE CARES BECAUSE YOU ARE A RINKLY HARRY OLD BEAST AND A HUGE BUTT"

" ohhhhhhhhh, le gasp," Toga says.

" IM GOING TO KILL YOU," Tomuara screams.

" I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY"

( hello)