Life lessons with villain Deku

Dont let izuku be a furry

No One's POV

Izuku was on the weird side of youtube like he always is when he came upon a video titled ' my life as a furry' after he watched the video he knew he had to be one of these amazing creatures, so he got to work.

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"whats up with all the dog toys? Did Izuku buy a pet store again so he could make a circus" Dabi asks, kicking over some animal products?

" No I think he's just being weird" Tomura says blowing on his nails like a teenage girl.

" Umm, so a bunch of people came through the bar with fur bodysuits," Toga says, pointing to the door.

" I'm sure it's fine," Tomura says, the villains were silent till they heard someone shout, " XD nuzzles you."

" Oh My Fucking god NOOOOOOO NOT AGAIN," Dabi says, running out of the room, then coming back into the room with two suitcases, a shotgun, and a fake passport. " If we leave now, I won't have to see them," Dabi yells.

" why," Toga asks

" furries," Dabi says

" AGH," Toga yells, jumping under the couch.

" whats a furry, and why is it so scary," Tomura asks.

" let me tell you a story," Dabi says, sitting on the couch.

" oooo is there going to be fairys and unicorns," Toga asks.

" no" Dabi clears his throat " Once upon a time when I was a young boy I was really emo and decided to be furry with my little fucking pony dolls" Dabi says " anyway it ruined me and now the little shithead is probably one of them, and there is no way to kill them" Dabi says.

" Oh is that all" Tomura asks " I'm just going to get Izuku for soup," Tomura says, walking to Izukus room when he opened the door he saw Izuku in a circle in a furry suit with other people with him and a dead bird in the middle. " Izuku, the fuck?" Tomura asks.

" I have found my kind," Izuku says.

" Not today, bitch," Tomura says, grabbing a flamethrower and burning all the furries till they ran outside Izuku cried.

" YOU NEVER LET ME dO WHAT I WANT."

"it's just a faze, izuku."

"It's NOT A FAZE"

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( 1 hour later)

" it was a faze," izuku says, drinking some tide pods.

" never again," Izuku then threw up on Dabi's shoes.

hay I updated