Life lessons with villain Deku

don't flip off your enemies

No One's POV

It was a quiet afternoon kurogiri was cleaning the bar, Tomura was playing video games, DAbi was banging his head into a brick wall, and Toga was watching trashy TV shows. But then some happy music could be heard from Izukus room. Dabi stopped trying to kill himself " what is the child listing to?" Dabi asked

"I bet its something really cute and innocent!" Toga cheered before hopping up " wanna go take a video and post it on the internet for millions of people to see!" Tomura looked up from his game.

" sure got nothing better to do," he said as he started walking toward Izukus room. Dabi and Toga followed close behing. Tomura opened the door just enough for them to be able to see. Izuku was wearing some oversized sunglasses a rainbow shirt that says ' Fuck authority" and some shorts. Dabi covered his mouth to keep from laughing while Tomura had a horrified expression on his face.

Izuku went over to his phone and played something. there was a couple of minutes of silence but then the song ' wheels on the bus' started playing. Toga smiled " so cute" she squealed. But then the beat dropped and the innocent song became a full heavy metal blast of music. Dabi grinned

" he is my little brother now," Dabi said elbowing Tomura in the shoulder.

" like hell he is!" Tomura screamed before tackling Dabi to the floor. Both of the villains were not athletic like at all so the fight looked like to toddlers trying to walk. meanwhile, Izuku was head- bopping the alphabet. Toga giggled and continued watching the teenager dancing like the world was going to end.

The music stopped and Izuku looked over his shoulder before turning around. Tomura and Dabi sat up and stared at Izuku. Izuku gave a small innocent smile then slowly raised his hands and flipped the three villains off.

" Come here you gay piece of shit" Tomura yelled before grabbing some ducktape. Izuku tipped his sunglasses and smirked.

" or what?" Dabi burst out into laughter as Izuku dabbed. Tomura was fuming there were three rules in this household

1. don't touch Tomura's Shit

2. no Allmight

3. the most important rule NO DABBING.

Tomura grabbed Izuku and duck taped him to a swivel chair. " you don't get to use your hands for a week and no watching trash TV with Toga." Tomura said before rolling Izuku to the bar.

" can you at least pour salt in my eyes?" Izuku askes.

" why"

" I'm making a margarita with my tears"

" no," Tomura said with an annoyed look on his face. " Toga, Dabi, and I are going out you can stay with kurogiri" Tomura waved before disappearing.

" so got anything to do," Izuku said Rolling over to kurogiri but falling over. " Tomura gave me some TV shows suitable for you" kurogiri turned on a children's TV show and turned me towards it. It was playing some baby cartoon about counting to five. I know how to count to fucking Five.

but then they started singing and I started screaming.

( time skip)

Tomura, Dabi, and Toga have brought in some villains that sensei wanted to talk to. they were about to open the front door when they heard screaming. " make this torcher stop, o god please its gonna make my brain explode oh make it stop!" The two other villains behind Tomura, Dabi and Toga gave each other worried glances. Tomura opened the door to a crying Izuku watching a children's cartoon with math worksheets sprawled across the floor.

" w-what happened h-here?" one of the villains asked.

" Young Midoria wasn't cooperating with the cartoon so I made him do homework and after that forcing him to continue watching," kurogiri said. The villains gaze turned to Izuku when he started screaming again.

" THIS SHIT CHILDREN SHOW IS TRYING TO COMMIT SOME FUCKING WEIRD CULT SHIT AND IM NOT GUNNA BE A COOPERATING MEMBER OF THIS COMUNISTIC CULT WE CALL CABLE TV!" Izuku yelled. The Villains looked at each other and then ran out of the bar.

" aww you scared them Izu~" Toga whined.

" GOOD!"

" you should really learn not to flip people off or this is what happens," Tomura said patting Izuku on the head.

Hope you guyes are liking the book if you have any life lessons you want me to write in that would be cool man. ok by.