Life lessons with villain Deku

Dont pretend to be the tooth fairy

Toga was running away from a group of fish with roller skates when she ran into a table face first. "ow" Toga says rubbing her mouth to see blood on her hand and a tooth on the floor. Toga usually liked seeing blood, but this was an exception. Toga yelled, causing the other villains to come running in.

" what the fuck happened," Izuku says running in.

" my-my tooth" Toga sobbed.

" oh my satin teeth are supposed to fall out it's fine," Tomura said.

" I don't know what your parents taught you, but teeth are supposed to stay in your mouth that's when mine fall out I glue them back in," Izuku says smiling. " but when they get replaced by the new ones I make them into a bracelet."

" a teeth bracelet."

" yes"

" Ok you need some help," Tomura said

" they won't see me anymore."

" who"

" the psychiatrist," Izuku says. The villains hear some grumbling and see dabi with a determined look on his face. " what's up Dabi."

" guys cant you see the problem here?" Dabi asks.

" well, there is a lot," Izuku starts.

" I mean the fucking demon herself is coming tonight and she is going to take Toga's precious tooth" Dabi paused " I've met her before she is evil by villain standards and is trying to kill me."

" arent we all" Izuku says.

" not my tooth," Toga says, holding the bloody tooth."

" so we need to act fast don't worry I will kill that fucking fairy tonight."

" let me guess where this is going," Izuku says.

" no let it happen it is going to be fucking hilarious," Tomura says smiling. Dabi runs off with Toga to get ready for the fairy. " hay Izuku its time to play dress up."

" no," Izuku says, " not fucking again."

" I don't care."

( time skip brought to you by Izuku wearing a fucking tooth fairy costume)

Dabi and Toga were asleep, and it was up to Izuku to take Toga's tooth then Tomura said he could add it to the collection if he makes it. Izuku creeps into Togas room almost falling over Dabi and sneaks by Toga's bead side table. Izuku reaches under the pillow, grabs the tooth and is about to leave when Toga grabs his arm.

" mmm, the tooth fairy," Toga says, rubbing her eyes. Izuku went into pure survival mode.

" um yes hello dear," Izuku says, making his voice higher. " can I, please have your tooth, and I will give you a nickel."

" your dress is pretty tooth fairy."

" yes I know I'm fucking fabulous what else is new anyway about that tooth."

" ok, you can have it. I'm going back to bed," Toga says as she starts snoring again. Izuku thinks he's in the clear when he turns around to see a very scary Dabi holding a bat.

" oh fuck it's me, Dabi."

" I know you, fcking bitch, I'm going to end you."

" dabi its izuku."

" that's what they all say" izuku is having none of this and shoots Dabi with a tranquilizer. But izuku is not done with his teeth collecting yet. Izuku sneaks into UA and Into Bakugo's room. Izuku is standing over bakugo, staring down at him with a smirk.

Izuku preys Bakugo's mouth open and gets out some plyers. " open up kacchan~" izuku says. Let's just say bakugo wasnt so happy and exploded deku into the garbage halfway across town.

" fuck you too" izuku yells. When Izuku is walking home, He comes across a creepy old man with a necklace.

" hello care to buy this not at all suspicious necklace."

" yep how much," izuku asks

" wait you're not even going to question it's probably haunted."

" give me the damn jewelry," izuku says, putting his hand out.

" you know what fine fuck you."

" nah your not my type."

" I hope all of your friends and family die."

" me too," izuku says

Izuku puts on the necklace, and his eyes go red ( cue evil laughter)

next time on Life lessens with Villain Deku or as I like to call it deku fucks it up

"why is his head spinning?"

" More importantly, why is he fucking kissing a picture of a demon."