Life lessons with villain Deku

Dont beat up Kacchan

( sorry i havent posted in a while so i made this cahpeter relly long 1000 word kids! btw i rushed so dont complane thanks for reading the book and stuff)

No one POV

Izuku had been feeling down lately because Todoroki had started the school year and he was stuck with the idiots in the league. Izuku walked into the bar and sat down, " nice of you to join us" Tomura said. Izuku looked at him with a questioning look

" what?" Izuku asked

" O izu-kun you can be so forgetful~," Toga said happily while patting izuku. Toga smiled " were gonna attack the USJ!"

( Timeskip)

Izuku's POV

( by the way, I know Toga and Dabi were not at the USJ attack, so let's say they got food poising and couldn't go)

After we discussed the plan, I went to change into my ' villain' outfit which is weird because its what I usually ware. I walked back to the bar that was crowded with villains. Tomura smiled and walked into Kurogiri's warp gate. I always hate going through what I like to call ' the gate of hell" it always makes me dizzy.

When I look up I see someone I never wanted to see again " kacchan" I growl. I look over at Tomura; he looked pissed.

", where is he? I went thought the trouble of bringing so many friends who are eager to meet him. They want All Might the great simple of peace; I can't believe he's not here Mabie if I kill a few kids hell come out to play" Tomura said I look over to were Kurogiri should be standing but turns out he had to have all the fun and was with the hero students.

" how long is this going to take. I have to go watch keeping up with the Kardashians!" I wine " Kim is being a bitch"

" you can watch you trashy reality TV shows later, but for now go ' hang out' with the students" I look at the crowd at students and smile when I see kacchan again, I stared, and he stared back, I start to walk close and shove my way through the sea of villains.

when I finally got in front of all the villains, I smiled and waved " hello kacchan."

No one's POV

" Hello, kacchan."

bakugo heard that voice, the voice he hadn't heard science he was a kid " D-deku" Katsuki growled.

"who's Deku," Uraraka asked curiously.

"let's just say he's an overly sarcastic piece of brokoly," Bakugo said as he started walking forward. Todoroki looked at the angry blond walking towards the villains and grabbed his shoulder.

" bakugo you sho-" Bakugo slapped away Todorokis hand

" shut the fuck up damn icy-hot bastard," bakugo said before running towards izuku. Bakugo tried to punch Izuku, but he quickly dodged and kicked Bakugo in the stomach.

" ah, kacchan you haven't changed a bit~" Izuku sang as he punched an angry Kacchan in the face. bakugo looked at Izukus face and smirked

" fucking Deku!" then they continued fighting.

Uraraka looked terrified when she looked over at her classmates she saw Todorokis face, it wasn't his usual look. " wow" Todoroki said quietly.

"Hm"? Uraraka asked.

" isn't my boyfriend grate," Todoroki said

" BOYFRIEND?" Uraraka yelped catching the attention of some of the other students. Todoroki ended up explaining how he met the brokily headed villain. Bakugo got thrown at the wall....... every one looked at bakugo who had a furious look in his eyes.

" IVE TAKEN DOWN YOUR STRONGEST, DOWN WITH THE MONARCHY" Izuku yelled. Todoroki laughed and grabbed the green-headed villain throwing Izuku over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. " let me go you handsome piece of fuck" Izuku said while kicking his legs.

" well, he is kind of cute" Mina said walking over to pat the villains head.

" he bites," Todoroki said, Mina, pulled her hand away.

" O MY GOD" Uraraka yelled as she pointed to where her teacher was currently having his bone be shattered into pieces by a monster. " what is that," she said with a horrified expression.

" my pet," Izuku said as he struggled to get out of his boyfriend's grip. " you know I can report you for sexual assault," Izuku said after a while. Todoroki shrugged, then a loud voice boomed through the USJ.

" I AM HERE" The hero known as All Might said. The students watched as All might fought with the Nomu. Izuku Took this as a chance to escape and wiggled his way away from Todoroki and to were All Might were. Tomura faces palmed and growled at Izuku.

" don't get involved," Tomura said as Izuku slid next to him. Izuku scoffed and proceeded to pull a pair of sunglasses out of his pocket. he put on the sunglasses and smirked

"I always get involved" Izuku walked closer to were The Nomu, and All Might fought. he cleared his throught, " ahh Allmight I hope you are doing well" Allmight looked down at the small child and then out of no were got punched in the face.

After a while of this Bakugo ran back towards the fight " I've known this brat science I was born I know his weaknesses" Bakugo said as he pulled out a beatbox.

" you wouldn't dare" Izuku hissed not focusing on All Might anymore. Bakugo smirked and pressed play.

The song turned on, and it was the alphabet. Izuku started screaming, and everyone stopped fighting and looked at him. " it's just so emotional" Izuku sobbed and started spazzing out on the floor.

" Izuku you neurotic little bitch," Tomura said " god damn it" Izuku started scooching away " wait for no wait Izuku im sorry I love you little brother" Tomura wined. All might grabbed Izuku

" is this like incest or something," Al Might said

" no, I have a boyfriend" Izuku sobbed " just turn off the music" Tomura snatched Izuku and bake away

" we're leaving," Tomura said and backed away into the portal. all the villains had left, and everyone was perplexed.