Life lessons with villain Deku

Dont let villains put on a play part 1

( lol, by the way, I converted all the kids in the grade lower than me to be flat earthers and join my cult!)

No one's POV

Izuku was sitting on the couch ordering flat earther stuff when Toga came dragging handyman and MCR reject and hid behind the couch.

" what the fuck?" Izuku asks.

" SHE IS HERE, AND PISSED AND ANGRY" Toga yells motioning for Izuku to come behind the couch.

" who?"

" author-chan, she kicked down my door with a script in her hand and told us she was writing a play, and we had to be in it or else she would kick me into the sun!" Toga yells, then the villains here a creaking noise to see author-chan walking down the stairs with a fucking chainsaw.

" what do we do?" Tomura asks.

" I don't fucking know!" Dabi yells then a head pops into the screen,

" here's Auther-chan!" She says laughing and grabbing all the villains, yeeting them into a theater where all her kidnaped readers were being held. Author- chan cleared her thought before saying, " so you might be wondering why you are here." She started.

" YAH WHY THE FUCK"? Tomura aks

" silent thot," Auther-chan said "Ok soooo I need yall to act in a play about a princess and how she becomes a drug dealer," Auther-chan said. " Toga you are going to be the queen, Tomura you are the flasher, and dabi you are tree #7."

" so am I not in it?" izuku asks,

" oh you are the drug dealer princess from the dumpster!" Auther-chan says.

" no"

" YOU HAVE NO CHOICE"

" and this is why I'm scared of her she is the literal child of satin, Shreck, and heather," Dabi says. Author chan throws scripts at the villains.

" now I'm going to get the little shits to fill in more characters" author- chan says teleporting some readers into the room.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" PLMloser yelled.

" YAH WHY AM I HERE I WAS TRYING TO BURN DOWN MY EX'S HOUSE"Fanfic_Overlord yelled.

" I AM NOT EMOTIONALLY PREPARED FOR THIS" todo_png cries.

" Hello, tree 1, 2, and 3."

" oh fuck I did not sign up for this" Y/n says

" yah well fuck you too," author-chan says. " musical is tomorrow you better memorize your lines because we are showing this to UA!"

" nooooooo" Dabi cries.

" Oh shut up you big baby I always wanted to be in the theater," Tomura says

" yep get ready we have a show to do!" author- chan says!

Ok sorry, it was short, but there will be a part 2.