Life lessons with villain Deku

quest part 1

No One's POV

"That's it Izuku go to your room, your grounded don't even think of leaving," Tomura said slamming the door closed and locking it.

" Fuck you too dick stroke!" Izuku yells. Izuku had flipped tomura off for the last time, and ever science Tomura went to that parenting class he knows how to deal with little brats. Izuku looked around the room, Tomura had taken away his phone, and computer all he had was some toys.

" hehe"

" who said that? Toga? Dabi?" Izuku asked, looking around the room, Izuku was freaked out last time he was grounded he was seven, and it was after the butter incident.

" Izu come here," The voice said. Izuku looked at the bed, there was a light, and then Izuku screamed.

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( time skip)

Tomura don't you think its time to let Izuku out he's been in there for a week and all be had to eat was some paper with a donut drawn on it." Toga says playing with some marbles.

" Yeah and I think that donut wasn't even real," Dabi says.

" well duh, it was a piece paper idiot" Toga laughs flicking Dabi in the head. Tomura rolls his eyes and get's up.

" come on guys lets go get him then we can all enjoy some crafts mac and cheese," Tomura says. Toga Jumps up and runs to Izukus room. The other two villains follow her till they get to Izuku's room. Tomura unlocks his door. " hay izuku want some macaroni?" Tomura asks.

" I didn't know izuku had a disappearing quirk," Toga says.

" he doesn't if he had a quirk it would be called being a baby," Dabi says.

" where is he?" Tomura asks then the villains hear some music coming from underneath the bed; Toga lifts the sheets and screeches as she gets pulled inside. Then Dabi and Tomura get pulled under the bed as well when the villains open their eyes to see a very colorful view.

" I don't think were in japan anymore," Dabi says,

" what happened where are we?" Toga asks.

" come on let's go find the brat," Tomura says, and the tree villains start walking to the big Izuku shaped building. when the villains get to the building, they are shocked to see a lot of strippers and guns and blood and a Rambow unicorn peeing margarita mix.

" yep Izuku created this gay world," Dabi says shielding his eyes from the bright colors.

" Oh hello, you must be the destined travelers that have come to save our king from the dreaded un tododeku shippers!" A girl that looks like Mina said.

" Mina?" Toga asks.

" that's my name!" mina says. " but hurry no time for talk, you must save the king, go save him, hurry!"

So the three villains set off on a quest to save this king and hopefully find Deku on the way.

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" what the fuck am I doing here," Izuku asks.

" SSSSSSHHHHHIIIIIPPPPPPPSSSSSS," a girl gurgles, " the king will finally be in all the ships, and he doesn't have a choice."

" so this is like a harem thing?" izuku asks. " because I not ready for that kind of commitment and if I'm a king, why am I IN A DRESS!"

" well, that because you are a sub and everyone knows it."

" what no I am the most dominant thing out there I even pee on things to mark them as mine so sub my ass."

" exactly," The shipper says giggling " we all ship here."

" oh fuck my life," Izuku says.

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" oooo look a chicken," Toga says excitedly.

" that's not a chicken that is a fucking DRAGON."

" but it's cute."

" it ate Dabi."

"I wonder if he tasted good."

" oh my god, Toga whyyyyy."

" MY EYES HAVE BEEN SCARED FOR LIFE," Dabi says covered in dragon saliva.

" Oh don't be so dramatic, and we will leave this off on a cliff hanger cause I hate everyone and if you want a part two of this leave a commit."

" who are you even talking to?"

" oh, no one."

watch for part two!