Life lessons with villain Deku

never let Toga mess with love

dabi's POV

I was in a black room it was dark, and no sound was heard, but then I heard fucking giggling and followed the sound. I see a blob of green hair. He turned around in the chair and was petting Togas head but not he was kind of just slapping her head.

" hello edgy boi" he said reaching for his phone and clicking a button " I'm pissed off right now, and this is a dream so ya," izuku then pushed the button on his phone and music started playing" if your happy and you know it clap your hand" I didn't clap his hands

" DO IT, OR I BURN ALL YOU EYELINER"

" NOOOOOO" I started clapping and crying then I woke up

" God fucking damn it why this dream again."

" Mabey its because you have something against clapping," Toga says raising her head up from the end of the bed.

" Get the fuck out."

" But senpai."

" out"

" fine see ya later Dabi-Kun," she giggled and skipped out of the room. I heard her leave And got up to get ready for the day,

Edgy clothes check

Eyeliner check

Happiness nah all good. I was about to leave my room when I heard a screech that sounded like Izuku and then Tomura yelling something. I ran downstairs hoping that That green bean had finally kicked the bucket when I saw Izuku kissing a sandwich.

" what the fuck happened here," I say " and why is Izuku full-on making out with a sandwich" Tomura sighed.

" toga was stupid enough to bring in this lady from eBay that does this cupid thing and has this bow and arrow that Toga decided to give to this monkey she found and now its shooting GET DOWN" I duked and arrow hit the wall " ya soo its gonna last 24 hours."

Toga giggled " Mabey dabi might fall in love with a wall hhehehhe."

" nah," Dabi says.

" guys, how do I break up with Todoroki because this sandwich is the only one for me, " izuku asks.

" I don't know mabey wait a couple of days."

( back at UA )

No one's POV)

All the students were sitting in class when Todoroki felt a pang in his chest and started crying on his desk freezing Kisishima and cathing Denki on fire

" what happened" bakugo asks

Mina screamed into her hands and started crying too, " nuuuuuuuuuu too soon."

" wtf" bakugo says.

"AHHHHHHHH PUT ME OUT" Denki yells screaming.

( back with the villains)

" where did the monkey go?" Dabi asks.

" it ran somewhere IZUKU PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON, NO FUCKING GOT THAT."

" WHY" Izuku yells

" BECAUSE of AIDS"

" I WANT AIDS," izuku says hugging the sandwich

"WHY"

" BECAUSE of FREDDY MERCURY"

" NO"

"YES"

" WE WILL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER YOUNG MAN FOR NOW IF YOU SEE A MONKY KILL IT" Tomura turned back to dabi " anyway just watch your back."

" Awwww it's like you care," Dabi says.

" no, I just don't want you falling in love with something and I having to deal with you."

( I don't know forgive me for what's about to come.)

Dabi and Tomura then heard a crash and ran to izuku who was trying to kick Toga off. " IZU I JUST WANT THE SANDWICH"

" NO IMMA GET MARRIED TO IT SO FUCK OFF"

" NUUUU"

" YESSS IT GOT ME A RING"

" WHERE"

" I ATE IT"

" see now I have two to deal with," Tomura said.

" correction two we have to deal with" Tomura looked at Dabi then grunted and rubbed his head. " wait you all rite dude you seem different."

" dabi I never noticed how hot eyeliner is "

" fuck no not doing this" Tomura then hugged Dabi's Arm " let gooooooooo."

" nuuuuu," Tomura said

" GeT OfF YOu RinKLy GreaP"

" nUUu EMO FUCK."

Dabi then looked at the two fighting teens and saw Toga look at him then get shot in the head. She ran to dabi pushing Tomura and hugged dabi.

" SENPAI~."

" NOOOOOO"

" GET OFF YOU YANDERE WANNABE"

" NO HANDYMAN" Toga yelled, sticking out her tong, the two villains then started fighting over Dabi while Izuku proposed to his sandwich."

" BOTH OF YOU FUCK OFF" The two blankly stared at each other then started fighting again

( time skip brought to you bu Todorokis and mina's tears )

After 24 hours passed All the villains had a headache, apparently Mina and Todoroki stoped by mina being attacked by Toga getting hit by another are falling inlove and then after that falling in love with a wall And Todoroki just cried when izuku would kiss the sandwich.

" hay I'm sorry about you know," Tomura said To dabi who was sitting on the couch.

' lets just not talk about it."

"agreed" then Toga came bouncing up.

" dabi~."

" no"

" fine I gotta apologize to mina."

" why"

" things happened, " Toga said with a scary voice then she smiled and skipped away.

( lol comment what you think happened cause I don't know sooo ya)

Dabi and Tomura shrugged before Tomura called out " DO WE NEED A LOYAR."

" DONT KNOW" she yelled back. The two heard sobbing and saw izuku on the phone talking to Toforoki and saying things like

" I'm sorry your way hotter than a sandwich and don't leave me for that Momo whore" then Toga came running back in.

" BIG news guys Mr. quacker and miss Moxi is back and have little eggs."

" yes, I call favorite uncle," Izuku yelled yeeting the phone.

pls read the bold

Ok guys with the other villain like tomura, Dabi and Toga you guys had differnt opinions so tell me here which one you would like to see if its Tomurax Dabi I'm thinking of shipping Toga with mina because they the Tododeku fans and if not o well so tell me and the ship with most votes will get the ship in the book. :0