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( Izuku's POV)
I was looking at Instagram and all the people with all the followers on their pages. Then I looked at mine. I had three followers Tomura said he wouldn't follow me because my account t sucked so naturally, I threw his phone in the bathtub.
Then I went to google the one who has all the answers and typed in. How to get more followers on Instagram. The answer was so clear all I had to do was pay and boom I would have followers. I said I would pay the people later if this were legit. I Turned off my phone and put it by my bed, praying to satan that this would work.
I woke up and quickly grabbed my phone, checking the app. I was amazed in the span of the two hours I sleep a night I got 1500 followers. I was so excited. I threw the phone on the wall. " Zuzu can you keep it down I'm trying to kidnap the tooth fairy and make her give me all the coins she's got."
" But you didn't lose any teeth."
" ya but I punched this guy in the moth, and he lost some teeth soya."
" that's not how it works," I say.
" Anyway, why are you all happy you are never happy."
" because I have followers on Instagram now."
" OMG people like you?"
" no, don't be stupid. I bought them."
" But you don't have money," she says
" ya but ill just not pay them what could they do hunt me down and kill me unless I give them the money I think not."
( ten minutes later)
" so I spoke too soon," I say. Toga and I are tied to a pole in a basement somewhere. " can you stop touching me."
" I cant Zuzu I'm kinda tied to you," Toga says, kicking izuku in the leg."
" Why couldn't I have been traped with someone like MR.quacker or even Dabi at least he would want to die and be quiet."
" don't worry izu ill get us out" then three people in ski masks came in with guns, knives witch got Toga excited and a small ugly dog.
" Ok so who is the leader of this thing anyway?" I ask
" I am," a man said, walking in and petting the dog.
" aren't you, you know supposed to be petting a cat or something like in the movies?" Toga asks
" I'm allergic to cats," the guy says " anyway dude just gove us the money, and we won't have to hurt you and your girlfriend."
" girlfriend, GIRLFRIEND HAHAHA IM GAY AS FUCK AND EVEN IF I WAS START I WOULDNT EVEN THINK OF DATING SOMEONE WHO likes PEPSI MORE THAN COKE" I yelled while kicking around in the restraints.
" really wow you disgust me," the man said, looking at Toga, and she shrugs. " just pay up."
" I told you I only have 10.00$ and I'm saving it for a turtle!" I yell just really wanting the turtle.
" I used to have a turtle," One of the minions say.
" me too its name was shelly," another said.
" Fine, you can go just get that turtle," The leader said starting to sob in memory of shelly the turtle.
" Thanks, I guess, but you can keep her."
" no thanks she's annoying," the guy says let us go. We walk into the bar, and I go straight to delete my Instagram account.
" never again."
" hay Zuzu ever heard of snap chat!"Toga yells.
"Fuck no but I wanna"
Ok guys again thanks so so so much for all the support if I could give you all cookies I would, and I feel like Toga is a bit lonely I think I need to think of a relationship for her or might just make her go on a date with Mineta who knows anyway if you have any suggestions for a love life for Toga just tell me.
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