no one's POV
The villains and others took the rest of the day to learn there line's and prepare for the play. The people and Toga got their costumes on and were getting ready to go on stage. Somehow author-chan got UA to let them host a play and now there hear.
" places everyone!" Author-chan yells.
" I'm not even getting paid for this" The_Demon_Girl groaned.
" Hah at LEAST YOUR NOT A TREE" PLMloser yelled
" Excuse me but trees are the most fucking awesome things in the world," todo_png shouted.
" I'm A ROCK" What _is_lifr said happily
" Wow, calm down my little shits," Author-chan says bopping there noses were on now places."
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The Curtin raised, and Author-chan was on stage " once upon a time there was a princess" Izuku walked on stage looking annoyed as fuck, He was shoved in a princes dress. " and the princess met his dealer every night to get the good stuff.
" hay kid you here for the good drugs," Tomura said, wearing a trench coat.
" yes give me the drugs," Izuku said like a robot
" haha here you go princess" Tomura gave a bag of powder to izuku and walked off stage.
" the princess would always do coke and meth, but one day a prince came to visit the high princess."
" HELLO, I AM A PRINCE," A voice said from off stage as they rolled on a balloon with a face on it riding a rolly chair.
" Sup bro" izuku waves
" I have come to marry you, princess."
" I DONT NEED NO MAN" Izuku yells, author-chan looks through the script.
" what the fuck that's not in the script what the fuck is the shithead doing?" Author- chan yells.
" Ummmm," the 'prince' said
" DONT UMMM BE YOU SAID YOU WHERE GOING OUT FOR MILK, AND THAT WAS FIVE YEARS AGO YOU DIDDNT EVEN BRING ME CIGGERETS, YOU DUMBASS"
" Izu what are you doing" Toga whisper yelled from off stage.
"YOU PIECE OF SHIT WHAT DID YOU FIND ANOTHER GIRL SOME SLUT SHE IS SHE MUST BE WORCE THAN MOMO,"
" YOU TELL HIM," someone yelled from the audience.
" NOW GOOD BY BOB" Izuku yelled dramatically as he pulled out a sword from his pants and stabbed the balloon making it pop and fake blood to go all over the audience,
" wow it like opposite Karry," Toga says.
" This is a fake blood wright?" Someone asks.
" hehe no," author-chan laughs. Izuku bows and leaves the stage, when he comes face to face with author-chan she looks pissed. " Izuku what you did was irresponsible and mean, and it hurt my feelings, but you did good kid so that I won't kill you, good-by have fun explaining to the staff why they taste blood!" author-chan says before leaving.'
" ah she's scary as fuck" Dabi says
" yah who dropped her when she was a kid," Tomura asks.
" MY EYES HAVE SINNED" Iida yells.
Hello, everyone hopes you liked the chapter, this book will end soon and when it does, I don't know if I will just be taking a break from it or stopping it forever, anyway if I names dropped you its because you commit a lot and I apresheate it thanks love yall. ALSO gET ReAdy foR ThE NeXT CHAptER
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