Life lessons with villain Deku

dont get possesd py a demon.

 Tomura was walking to the kitchen to get a cup of baby blood when he saw Izuku just standing there his eyes glowing red. " uh hay there what are you doing at three am?" Tomura asked. Izuku didn't say anything. " kid are you sleeping standing up because that some major determination" Izuku still didn't talk. " you know what you do you" Tomura was turning to leave when he heard a small voice.

" Tomura hell says hi" Tomura turned around to see izuku's head turned all the way around before he FUCKING SPIDER CRAWLED UP THE WALL his eyes never leaving Tomura's.

" fuck no!" Tomura said, running to Dabi's room. Dabi looked at Tomura.

" what"

" he's gone and done it he's fucking possessed by a demon" Dabi laughed wiping his eyes.

" I knew he could do it; it just took a matter of time," Dabi says getting up.

" um before we do anything about this why the fuck are you wearing fluffy unicorn pajama pants." Dabi looked at Tomura with an unimpressed look on his face.

" cause fuck you," He says before walking away to go wake up Toga. The three villains walked to the living room where izuku was on the roof head spilling towards them.

" Zuzu stop it we have girls day tomorrow, and I don't want you to be grumpy" Toga says cupping her hand to make her louder. Apparently, demon possed izuku was having none of that and sent Toga flying towards the wall knocking Tomura down with her.

Dabi smiled it was going down like in his best dreams; he would finally die cause the edgy one always dies. Izuku hissed before crawling into the vents. " what are we going to do?" Toga asks.

" We can't just call the exorcist we'll get copy written," Tomura says. Tomura starts freaking out and Toga was beginning to transfer her Tododeku ship stuff to Mina.

" wait I know I've seen enough movies to know we just got to stop him, strap him to a table and annoy the demon out." Toga says grabbing her cross knife. " ill go get Izu, and you get the supplies" Toga said skipping off and singing " I'm on a hunk for Deku oh on a hunt for Deku."

" guess we get the stuff," Dabi says

" guess so."

( time skip of hunting izuku down and literally pry him off todoroki)

izuku was strapped to a table trying to break free goi g as far to bighting off the ropes. " what do we do now?" Tomura asks.

" play the church rock" The music started playing, and Izuku started screaming bloody murder.

" Please stop," The voice said, " ill leave, let me go."

" fine leave" izuku eyes turned back green.

" man I feel like I've had a massive hangover.

" yay Zuzu."

" I've got to go sleep if we are going to have club, girls day peace bros."

" by ah that was fun."

sorry school