Life lessons with villain Deku

Dont go to the beach

No one's POV

Izuku sat on the floor in the middle of the bar with a towel and lawn chair drinking a smoothie. Tomura was just staring at Izuku, wondering where he went wrong. And Dabi was drinking his feelings in apple juice. Toga trotted into the bar and tripped over izuku. "Goddamnit Toga can you watch where you're going!" Izuku yelled.

" Sorry, but anyway what are you doing on the floor?" she asks, looking at the beach set up on the floor.

" Tanning"

" Inside that's stupid even for my level."

" well, I was not aware that I am as pale as a wight wall that has been repainted after blood has been splattered on it," Izuku said, crossing his arms.

" Oh, you just realized Casper."

" fuck ou handjob."

" Wow, what a great comeback," Tomura said smugly. Izuku and Tomura kept fighting, and Dabi had been drowning in his apple juice when Toga came up with a great idea.

"Let's go to the beach!" Toga said excitedly.

" No," Tomura said.

" whyyyyy"

" because I hate sand."

" for once I'm agreeing with the idiot, not a good idea."

" But you could get tan, Tomura could sleep for one and Dabi can go be depressed there too, so it worked for everyone!" Toga says happily hoping the other's will say yes.

" fine" Tomura says.

" yay, you won't regret it!" ( yes they will)

Time Skip

Tomura, Dabi, Toga, and Izuku stood in the middle of the beach. Izuku had put down a beach Towle and was in his swim trunks. " I agreed to come here, so leave me alone to tan." Izuku then laid down on the beach towel and closed his eyes.

" wait Zuzu you forgot these" Toga then showed Izuku's arms into two floaties and then she skipped off to the water. Dabi was about to say something, but he was hit in the head with a beachball.

" ow fuck this" Dabi said before throwing the ball in the opposite direction.

" hah, loser," Tomura said, flipping him off. Dabi then showed Tomura into a hole, making him hit his head and knocking him out. Then Dabi got slammed in the head with another beachball.

" fucking screw it."

" shut up I'm trying to tan," Izuku said from the ground. Dabi said something no one could understand then stormed off somewhere being hit by five more beach balls in the proses.

( with Toga)

Toga jumped in the ocean, splashing the water with her hands. She giggled before going deeper, Toga had a pool floaty donut thing, so she wasn't worried about drowning. The tied was a little strong, though.

Tomura's POV

When I opened my eyes, everything looked shorter. I tried to move my arms and legs, but I couldn't. I look down to see sand. Izuku had fallen asleep, and some kids or something had buried me up to my neck. I look over to see some kids digging with shovels. " did you do this" I say glaring at them. The kids giggle.

" Mabey," a little girl says.

" I will make your death slow and painful," I say. The kids just keep laughing, though not taking me seriously. " I HATE THE FUCKING BEACH"

Dabi's POV

Bech balls keep hitting me. I think I have a break when I go into the bathroom, but some shitty kid threw it at me. When I was walking, I passed a beach volleyball game and got hit in the head. When I was sitting down and eating a popsicle, A ball hit it out of my hands and when Toga was being attacked by sharks she through a beach ball at my face. Why do I even try anymore?

" Duck"

" wh-" a ball hits me in the face, and I hit the floor and just stay there.

No one's POV

Tomura tried waking Izuku up. " Izuku help me."

" nooo, I don't want the pumpkin Kim."

" What the fuck does that kid dream about."

Toga's POV

I've been swept away into the np swim zone, but I'm not swimming, so that's good! I a kicking my legs and hoping I see a fish when something glides across my leg. Then a fin starts to circle me. I am not about to be that girl in soul surfer, so I kick the shark in the nose. But that only makes It mad, so I start to swim away, and It starts following me.

" NO SHARKY" I keep swimming, and It clearly hasn't had breakfast yet.

( Time skip)

The shark has finally lost me when a big wave starts coming. " fuck I wish a goldfish would come and save me now," I say before crashing into the wave.

" Izuku's POV

when I wake up, it hurts to move. " fuck I fell asleep."

" hah, you look like a tomato," a voice that sounds like Tomura's said.

' Tomura did you die, and now you are haunting me because if you are, can you fuck off?"

" no dumbass I'm down here" I look down and see Tomura buried up to his neck in the sand.

" lol"

" did you just say lol?"

" yah"

" don't, anyway help."

" oh no, this is too great to OW fix.

" hah someone drew a dick on your back in sunscreen, and now it's stuck there."

" did you?"

"yah"

" fuck you now I'm not helping you at all." Tomura was about To say something else when they heard a long scream that can only be made when someone is in a horrible time's.

" AAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH FUCKKKKKKAKKKKKKKKKKKKK"

The two villains look at Dabi who is being chased by thousands of beachballs.

" that's the fastest I've ever seen him run," Tomura says.

" I've never seen him run," I say shocked. Toga is then thrown to shore by a wave and to us. " what happened to you." Toga coughed up seawater, sand, and shells.

" well after the wave swallows me, I met a mermaid and stabbed it, but then a goldfish came and took me to its castle. I then found out about the legend of the shark that I had beat up. They then made me a fish knight, and I killed the shark and saved the fish princess than a wave through me back up here."

"ok...."

Dabi came running up to us.

" I wanna go," A ball hit him " NOW."

" cool this place is boring anyway" Then Izuku, Toga, And Dabi walked off.

( no One's POV)

" hay guys," Tomura said. " haha very funny COME BACK HERE AND GET ME OUT OF THE SAND!

Hello, I need Ideas if anyone has any!