Life lessons with villain Deku

Dont mess with the spy birds

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No one's POV

Izuku wasn't supposed to be on the internet. Tomura had told him not to but screw Tomura. Izuku was scrolling through youtube when he came across a meme called The Birds Work For The Bourgeoisie. After watching this video, Izuku became very paranoid. Izuku heard a peck on the window and saw a bird sitting there. All Izuku could do was scream like a little girl.

( with Toga and Dabi)

" go fish!"

" Toga we are playing UNO."

" Well, then why are there fish in the bole."

" I don't know Toga you are the one who got the goldfish and if Izuku sees he's going to flip."

" flip a table? I don't think he could do that since he has those baby arms and all" The two villain's laughed but then heard screaming and stomps coming into the bar.

" GUYS DONT TRUST THE BIRDS!"

" why," Toga asked. izuku cleared his throat and started.

" all of the birds died in 1986 do to Ragan who killed them and repaced them with spies who are now watching us. the Birds work for the Bourgeoisie."

" Izuku if birds were spy's then MR. Quacker would be a spy silly." Then Izuku gasped and then stared at Mr. Quaker who was on the couch then he quickly sprinted for the door.

" GET THAT DUCK!" Izuku Yelles and runs after MR. Quacker. Then Toga started singing a duck song.

"Ducks!, Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!,Ducks!," she sang. Dabi then covered her mouth with his hand.

" god stop that god awful singing."

"OK but we should probably go after Zuzu, we don't want him getting lost."

" your right lets go" Then Toga and Dabi ran after the duck and Izuku.

( Izuku POV)

I ran after MR. Quacker, it couldn't be true, he couldn't be a spy for the government he was in the mafia god damn it. I kept running until I reached an Alleyway. There stood MR. Quacker.

" Tell me it's not true."

" quack"

" wait so every bird but duck's?"

" quack"

"OK so how do we stop it?"

" quack quack" Izuku was about to respond when Toga came skipping into the ally.

" were did dabi go?"

" oh, he got attacked by birds and is being eaten alive as we speak."

"OK, back to MR. quacker I have a plan" I say with a smile.

time skip

No one's POV

Izuku walked up to a bird in an underground base. " squawk" the bird said.

" ya heh squawk" izuku was on the inside with a lot of differnt birds who MR.quaker had described as la casa birda. The birds were eating shrimp and fish eggs.' Is THAT MY GOLDFISH! ' Izuku Yelled in his head.

" quack" The familiar sound came through the microphone attached to an earpiece.

" Yaya plant the bomb then get out of there."

" Izuku put the bomb in a plant and was about to leave when some feathers grabbed his arm.

" squawk" A swan said. The swan pecked his foot.

" uuuu I'm gay" Then Izuku ran out of the room and to MR. Quacker.

" did you plant the bomb."

" you know it, oh, and I got hit on, but her lose I told her I was gay." Then they heard an explosion and looked at all the screaming birds? " oh, did you find Dabi?"

" ya he's on the floor" dabi was on the floor curled up in a ball of sadness and regret.

"OK, let's go I want my goldfish" then Toga and Dabi looked at each other.

" shit"

Little did they know the bird war had just started.

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