Life lessons with villain Deku

Dont sneak into UA

art not mine at the top

No one's POV

Izuku was watching 24-hour challenges on youtube when he decided he could do it much better and started packing a duffle bag. After he packed all of his things, he ran to the bar.

" is there a dead body in that bag?" Tomura asks.

" nope just supplies like blankets, snacks and a gun in case I see kacchan" Izuku says. Tomura just shrugs

" ok, but why the fuck do you need those?"

" well I was watching youtube, and there are so many 24-hour challenges, so I'm doing it."

" ok, don't die because your brother will be sad." Tomura says "

" don't worry I will," Izuku says before going in a warp hole and landing on his face in the UA dorms. " good thing everyone is in class now I need somewhere I can camp out," Izuku said. Izuku ran from room to room, looking for a place, and he decided to camp out in the vents.

Izuku climbed in the vents and put down his sleeping bag he would strike when all the little shits went to bed.

( time skip)

All the little shits where asleep, and it was time for Izuku to mess with them. He crawled around till he found a bedroom it belonged to kacchan. izuku knew Kacchan hated pink so he threw dolls and Toga's shit in the room then he drew a dick on Kacchans face.

Izuku laughed and went out of the room. Izuku did the same to the other kid's room like filling Kirishima's room with cups of water so he would have to drink all of them.

For the little grape boi, I stole all of his dirty magazines burned them and replaced them with guy ones haha the gay collection. I also took his mount lady and midnight bodypillows case that dudes a creep and no.

For Iida I just moved around his stuff, I put a bucket of paint on top of invisible girls door, and got a bunch of cardboard cutouts of Aizawa and put them in each room. Then he got to Todoroki's room and just decided to stare at his boyfriend before taking a selfy with him in the background and sending him the picture.

When Izuku left the room, he felt accomplished, so he went back into the vent and slept.

( time skip)

izuku woke up to screaming and new the chaos has begun; He crawled to the vent above there living room to see this unfold. All the students went to the living room to discuss what had happened to each of them.

" Who the fuck did this to me!" kacchan yelled pointing to his face.

" wasn't me my room was full of water bro," Kirishima says, crossing his arms.

" This seems to of happened to everyone and why is Mineta crying."

" all my hot girls," he cried.

" What happened to you, todoroki-Kun?" Uraraka aked. Her hair was died pink.

" oh I just got sent a picture," he says

Mina squeals and tells text's Toga about the tododeku picture.

" WHAT LET ME SEE YOU DAMN HALF AND HALD BASTARD" Kacchan yelled grabbing the phone and seeing the selfy " DEKU WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU."

Izuku laughed a bit before feeling the vent shake and falling out and ontop of kacchan. " fuck oh hi baby" Izuku says grabbing his gun and walking backward to the door. " it was fun guys, but I got to go now."

" NO, YOU DONT DEKU" kacchan started rinning to izuku, but izuku threw his shoe at him and knocked kacchan out.

" ok byyyyy," izuku said then turning to the window and jumping out.

( time skip)

Izuku walked into the bar with one shoe rip izuku's shoe.