Life lessons with villain Deku

never let izuku go to rehab

No One's POV

Izuku was walking in the street trying to be cool while he walked into a crime screen. Izuku wanted to snap a picture for reasons, as he was taking the picture, he heard someone walking up to him. Izuku turned around " fuck."

Time skip

Toga was slumped at the bar; she sighed, " hay has anyone seen Zuzu?" She asked. Tomura looked at Toga

" um no haven't seen him for three months," Tomura says.

" Ya, I thought the little fuck was taking a nap."

" for three month's?" Tomura asks,

" the kid can take a long nap."

" oh, I got a text," Toga says, looking at her phone.

" what does it say?" Tomura asks,

" it says that Izuku is coming back from behavioral rehab after three months he has made a lot of progress and is now reformed." Toga says.

" what the fuck does that mean" Before anyone could answer the villains heard a knock on the door. Toga went to open the door and saw a familiar green-haired boy.

" Izu!" Toga says tacking Izuku in a hug.

" hello" Izuku says.

" hay little shit where have you been"

" I've been to rehab, I've seen things I know the truth."

" ok?" Toga says, " and what exactly is the truth?"

" that being one of us isn't solving anything all of the horrible things I did were cry's of help," Izuku says before waking to his room.

" what the fuck happened to my little brother," Tomura says.

"it's just a phase he'll get over it," Dabi says putting his arm on Tomura's shoulder.

" that's what you said when he started only eating butter, and that wasn't a faze!" Tomura yelled. All the villains saw Izuku come to the living room with a box of stuff. " izu, what is that?" Tomura asked.

" oh glad you asked I'm throwing away all my plans, rude clothing, and bad influences like the 25% gift card to Wallmart because I don't want to be exposed to it," Izuku says smiling.

" can I have the gift card?" Toga asks.

" sure Toga you are one of my best friends, now I'm off to a hero convention with some of my friend ill see you later."

" WHAT FRIENDS" Tomura yells after Izuku left.

" ok nevermind Izuku cant make friends something is really wrong here, and this is going to give me a nightmare," Dabi says before balling up on the floor and rocking back and forth. Toga looks concerned.

"guys"

" what could possibly make this worse."

" um, maybe the fact that Izuku is at a hero convention with past villains and is currently signing up to volunteer at a dog rescue that also helps toddlers learn to walk."

" ABHXBSBC<JHBSCM FUCK HE'S A NICE PERSON NOW WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED AND WHY IS NO ONE DOING ANYTHING" Tomura yells.

" OMG," Toga yells throwing her phone.

" what," Dabi asks.

" izuku hugged bakugo, and now they are friends again, what could have happened three months ago he was coming up with his big plan and kicking baby's, and now he is shaking hands with the president."

" What rehab was it exactly," Dabi asks.

" rehab for bad kids, why?"

" that's where they sent Todoroki when he was two because he kept crying when he came back he never talked again."

" so what do we do?"

" I think I know," Toga says with a smile.

( time skip)

Izuku walked back into the secret base with a box of cupcakes. " hay, guys, I brought cupcakes, and I have good news!"

" what," Tomura asks.

" some hooker tried to bad things, and I got saved by a hero it was so cool!" Izuku smiles, " I even got a signature, and she said I could be a hero she thought I was like ten."

" wow anyway, Izuku would you like to sit down."

" um I really should be off I think I'm getting married to someone, they asked me on the internet, and I don't what to brek there hart." Izuku says. " but I think I have a few minutes to spare," Izuku sat down on the barstool while Tomura waited for Toga to do her thing.

" so Izuku how are you."

" I'm good to thank you, I got to do a lot of cool stuff today, so that's cool, oh a Tomura."

"Yeah?"

" I know I never say this but, thanks for always being there your like a big brother to me and my before I came here my mom always did drugs and stuff, and my dad was cheating on her with some lady so I never really had a family so thanks......... big brother."

" oh, I love you too little brother never change, stay like a bean."

" hehe, what are you talking abou-" Izuku then got hit in the head with a mettle bat and fell on the floor.

" NOOOOOOOOO" Tomura screeched.

" Yay, we did it," Toga says, bouncing on her toes. Izuku made a groaning sound and got up.

" what the fuck happened and why am I wearing hero merch."

" nooooo he's back to normal" Tomuar started sobbing.

" yay your back to normal"

" yah I want to rehab met some fucking awesome people then got brainwashed by some clown then came here now if you excuse me I have to make sure the bombs are working."

"welp I think I like the other Izuku better," Tomura says.

" SHUT THE FUCK UP HANDYMAN YOU KNOW NOTHING YOU PIECE OF SHIT GO DIE IN A HOLE"

" yep same old izu."

sorry its been a while It was my first week of school