Life lessons with villain Deku

If you cant beat them destroy the fuck out of them in Uno.

No One's POV

Izuku was on the floor trying to get run over when he heard laughing. He was curious and decided to see what was going on. So Izuku got up and walked to the laughing to see Toga, Dabi, and Tomura pulling out a box of games.

" why wasn't I aware of this" Izuku said crossing your arms.

" because you always lose and get angry. Dabi says.

" But there is one game I can win and crush all of you guys and Toga."

" What is this mythical game?" Toga gasps.

" its called Uno fuckers and I'm a pro at it."

" sure you are," Tomura says.

" How are you even alive? Dabi asks.

" ya," Izuku asks, " I thought I stabbed you."

" well I refuse to die and told satan to fuck himself," Tomura says, " so now I'm here."

" Ok enough of that!" Toga says throeing a deck of Uno cards at Dabis' face " Whoever loses gives up their firstborn child."

" Toga we aren't animals, they give me there soul's, " Izuku says.

" how about we just play with animals crakers," T.omura says

" I'm ok with that," Izuku says, " but the soul thing is better."

" Dabi dear will you shuffle the deck," Toga says.

" Is that why you threw it at me and didn't call me dear it makes me feel old and like love is a thing." Dabi says, " I only have love for edgy things like rock and unicorns." Dabi starts shuffling the deck and hands each villain some cards.

" Fuck," Tomura yelled.

" bad cards hmmmmmm," Izuku says, leaning over.

" Mabey or I'm just acting," Tomura says

" your not a good actor when you tried to act like you didn't kill snuffles you started crying," Izuku says crossing his arms. The villains started playing and the game intensified tomura's deck was growing, Toga has no idea how to play and keeps switching the rules, Dabi has like five cards left and Izuku is tied with Dabi.

" GO FISH" Toga yells placing down a green card.

" for the last fucking time Toga this is not go fish, or monopoly, or candy land it's UNO the BEST GAME" Izuku yells slamming another green card on the table.

" heheheh izu calm down its just a game."

" A game haha A GAME THIS IS NO FUCKING JOKE TOGA ITS LIFE OR DEATH I WILL NOT LOSE THOSE ANIMALE CRACKERS" Izuku yelled taking out his gun and shooting the wall next to Toga's head, " so don't say it's just a game ok?"

" yep got it hehe no not just a game don't shoot me," Toga says.

" Why did we give the kid a gun again?" Dabi whispers.

" he kinda just got one."

The game continues, and Izuku thinks he's about to win when he hears, " Go fucking Uno."

" w-what no how," Izuku says his voice shaking. He looks to the voice to see Dabi smirking.

" I said Uno" Toga than places a reverse cad and Dabi wind The game. Izuku gelt like his whole world has ended then he got an idea.

" You know duck this game it's just a way the government keeps people entertained, so we don't rise up against them so FUCK THIS" Izuku then pulled out a flame thrower from his pocket ( don't question it) and torched the uno set.

" I'm gonna go Hunt down the tooth fairy and steal her money by by losers fucking damn it" Izuku than walked away.

" wow he's cranky am I right," Toga says.

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