Sanders Sides x Readers[??????]

10k Special

Thank you guys, gals, and non-binary pals for fricken 10k reads!
Like holy s-

Patton: *glares from across the room*

Sssssssnickerdoodles. So, in thanks to you guys' wonderful support (and correcting me on my old chapters, not saying any names) please enjoy a sh!t post(Patton: Hey! Me: ..sorry) brought to you by my random thoughts at 3am.

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"Hey, specs?"

"Yes, Y/n?"

"A tomato is technically a fruit, right?"

"Yes, it is."

"....so, wouldn't that make ketchup a smoothie?"

"........."

"Logan?"

*Logan.exe has stopped working*

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"You know how to read, right?"

"Um, yes, obviously."

"Yeah. Its weird that we all have a little voice in our heads that we use to read, like the one that the reader is using right now?"

"Um, fouth wall breaking much?"

"Just a thought, Tommy boy."

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"Sup, princey."

"Oh, hello fair (royalty)"

"When you text, your brain automatically translates wtf, but not lol."

"WHY MUST YOU DO THIS!"

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"Hey kiddo!"

"Hey Pat! Can I ask you a question?"

"Sure!"

"Why is bacon bacon, and cookies cookies,...if you cook bacon and bake cookies?"

"....well....I mean...I.... I honestly don't know Y/n..."

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"If parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, then what is Halloween?"

"Ok, nope. You ruined my holiday. I'm done."

"Wait, Virge I'm sorry!"

"NOPE!"

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"The only time "incorrectly" isn't spelled incorrectly, is when its spelled incorrectly."

"........."

"I totally don't want to kick you out my room."

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"If you were born deaf, what language do you think in?"

"...huh..I don't know. But I do know one thing I'm thinking of. And it involves you and a-"

"Ok, I'm gone. I should have saw that coming."
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But yeah. Just, thank you. You've all been a big support on this book and my life. I couldn't have made such garbage chapters without you! Until next chapter!

Later Creeps♡!

(I'm now realizing that my outro changed....now I sound like a youtuber)

((P.S. Due to privacy reasons, I removed my face reveal. The internet is becoming more scary and I don't want a random old person having my face. I do appreciate everyone having nice things to say about my face, they really helped my self esteem!))