"....Y/n, I need help..."
"Oh, with what, Honey?"
"I think I'm horny.."
"WAIT WHAT?! HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW-"
"......."
"......."
"......."
"...did you really tape horns all over yourself....."
"Yep!"
"Where did you even get that idea from?"
"Oh, I heard Remus talking about something called 'being horny', and it gave me an idea."
"By the way, what does 'being horny' mea-"
"Nothing important!"
....Patton was fully aware of what it meant...
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Posting at 4 am bc I am worried about the next part to Remus' chapter coming out in time, and about homework due in less than a month, so I had to distract myself. And what better way than to mess with Patton's innocence, and bc I don't write alot of Patton oneshots. So yea-
Until next chapter!
Later Creeps♡!
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Sanders Sides x Readers[??????]
FanficThis is just some senerios and 'what ifs' with you, Thomas, and the sides... DISCLAIMER I do not own any characters, except my OCs. Virgil, Logan, Patton, Roman, Deceit, and Remus all belong to the wonderful Thomas Sanders. ((Btw, if you haven't yet...
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