Luna, A shape shifter's tale, Mysterious happenings (Book 2)

Chapter 36

While I was doing my homework, I could hear my dad in the living room talking to Nathan's parents about the stuff that he had done to me in the past few days. While this went on, I wondered what Nathan parent's reactions were to this news, but before I could think any more about this; my dad came into my room and said, "Your admirer will be over later today, because his father and I agreed that what he did was unacceptable. So he'll be over so that I can talk to him about some things." 

        "Oh uh OK." I replied, as my dad walked out of my room. Right after he had left; I decided to go back to working on my homework. I kept working on my homework until I was almost finished with what I was as singed, when I heard a knock on the front door. Then the rush of footsteps as someone in my family ran to the door to open it. "Come in!" I heard my older brother Nick sing happily to whoever it was at the door. "Uh thanks." said the voice of Nathan. Once I heard that I quickly got up from my bed and walked down to the living room. When I got there, I found Nathan with his dad standing in the living room. "Oh hi Luna!" Nathan replied happily.

"Hi." I replied back, but before anything else was said, my dad came out of the kitchen and greeted Nathan's father and then Nathan. As he greeted Nathan, he gave him a suspicious look like Nathan was up to something. When I saw my dad doing this, it came to my mind that my dad could be reading his emotions, since that is his special ability. After my dad did that he invited Nathan and his dad into our kitchen/ dining room and sat them down at the table. Once at the table, my dad talked to Nathan bit about how he shouldn't have sneaked into our house and went into my room, then after he was done with that he pulled out a piece of paper and put it in front of him and then gave him something to write with. "What's this?" Nathan asked as he looked up at my dad.

        "That is an application to date my daughter." Replied my dad. When I heard this, I couldn't help but laugh to myself because I found it funny that my dad had thought of this. Although Nathan didn't find this funny at all. "Are you serious?" He replied.

"Yes." My father replied not batting an eye.

        "Uh OK.: Nathan replied a bit bothered. Then after that he looked at the application and started to fill it out. While this was going on, my brother Nick came up to me and whispered happily to me, "Sean and I got to help dad make the application."

"Really? What's on it?" I replied very curiously as Nathan stopped writing for a moment and looked at my dad, who nudged him to keep filling the form out. Once I said this, my brother smiled at me and pulled out a piece of paper. "Dad made one then one application." I replied bit bothered.

        "Yeah, he figured that there will be more guys wanting to date you so he printed out more so that he has them on hand when a guy wants to date you." replied Nick.

"Oh I see, now give me the paper I want to look at this." I replied as my brother gave me the paper, it read,

                                                Application to Date My Daughter

Name: Last:___________     First:_____________ Middle Initial:_______________ Age:________

Address(so I know where to hunt you down):_______________________ City:______________

County:_____________ and then there was box that said, Family Information. Followed by;

Father's name, #marriages, #years and address. Mother's name, #marriages, #years and address. Then there were some questions, 1. Do you own or drive a van? yes/no (If yes, discontinue filling out this form and run as fast as you can before my sons hurt you.) 2. Do you own a water bed? Yes/no (Same as the above question.) 3. Do you have tattoos? Yes/no (Yet again same as the above question, doesn't included the tribe marks that you were born with.) 4. In 50 words or less, describe what "LATE" means to you. 5. In 50 words or less, describe what "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" means to you. 6. Where would you least like to be shot? 7. Which is the last bone you want broken? 8. What do you want to be "IF" you grow up? 9. What question do you hope this form won't ask? 10. What's my daughter's FULL name? 11. Who besides the darkness faction should you fear the most?

After reading this I looked up at my brother and said, "Seriously Nick? Some of these questions are a bit to much." After I said this, Nick laughed at me and said, "There's more, you haven't read the Special Notice." 

        "The Special Notice? Seriously?" I replied but then continued to read on, Special Notice: If accepted, there will be a 50.00$ deposit when you pick up my daughter. If you are one minute late the deposit will be increased. If you're more than 30 minutes late, please refer to question number 7. Then after that there was a statement, but before I read the statement, Nathan suddenly read out loud, "I hereby swear that all the information supplied above is true and correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death and the possible butt whooping I could get from said daughter's older brothers. What the heck? That is a crazy statement to put there!"

        "So? I put that there to let you know that I mean business." My dad replied. Which gave me the clue that, that was what I was about to read. Then I read on and saw that there was a place to sign your name and date it, but the thing that got me the most was the fact that below the line to sign your name said in parentheses this is where your name goes moron. Seeing this made me laugh, and then I noticed that there was more left on the application. Which happen to say; Thank you for your interest, and it had better been genuine and non-sexual. Please allow two to four weeks for processing. You will be contacted by a wolf with a letter in its mouth if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (or you will get hurt). If your application is rejected, you will be notified by my sons Nick and Sean, who will be caring baseball bats. (That means you should be watching your back.) 

When I was done reading this, I started to laugh uncontrollably. While I was laughing, I noticed that Nathan had signed the paper and was now looking at me strange. So I tried as quickly as possible to stop laughing. Then when I finally stopped, Nathan asked, "What are you laughing about?" 

        "Oh I just finally got this joke my brother told me before you came over."

"Oh, I see." Then after that, my dad talked to Nathan's dad about some things and then Nathan and his dad left. Once they left, I asked my dad, "So what are you going to do with the application?" 

        "What do you think I'm going to do?" My dad replied.

"Look over it?" I replied.

        "Well there's your answer." My dad replied.

"Um ok." I replied.

        "If you want Luna, you can look over the application over with me." My dad replied.

"You know, I think I will do that, then after that I'll see if I really want to date him or not." Right after I said that, my dad smiled at me and said, "Good decision." Then we both went into the kitchen and got ready to look at Nathan's dating application.

A/N: Ok I know that I don't do author's notes that much but if you look to the side you will see that I put up an image that shows what the dating application looks like for those of you that are interested. Also yes, I made the application up by myself, but there are real dating applications for a guy to got out with a girl. It made me laugh when I found this out several years ago at a friend's house, so I decided to use it.