Drabble Collection #2

Byun Baekhyun || EXO, EXO-CBX, Solo, SuperM || Idol!AU

There are so many rules you have to set up when you make friends with an idol - so much restrictions to save yourself and them; so imagine the headache you get when you somehow befriend Byun Baekhyun from EXO.

This seemed like a wonderful idea when you first started hanging out but the longer you spend with him - the more you feel like you're training a puppy.

Except, the puppy would be easier.

"So can I come over whenever I want?" He settles onto the couch and rests his head in your lap, puppy eyes trying to break your defenses and you shake your head.

"No."

"But what if I need a place hide and you're not home? It would be considered an emergency circumstance." He pouts.

"Baekhyun, the police would consider it breaking and entering." You don't mind Baekhyun coming over whenever he wants - as long as you're home, that is.

"You wouldn't dare call the police?!" He sits up quickly, eyes wide in shock and mouth agape. "How could you even think of calling the police on the best person in your life?!"

You sit so you're facing him and looking him dead ass in his eye. "Byun Baekhyun, if you break into my home the police are the least of your worries - in fact, they may be your only hope. Rule number 1: you are welcome in my home at any time - as long as I'm home." The way you say it, the way your eyes are void of teasing when you look at him; Baekhyun swallows thickly and you smile, patting his head and standing up to grab the remote. "Good, glad we established that."

"What do you have in your house that could be so worth hiding if you're not here?" Baekhyun looks around, looking for anything out of place or abnormal.

"Downstairs is the dungeon where I keep my sex slave and I don't want you or anyone finding him." You don't look at him, your eyes trained on the television as you channel and you give a nonchalant shrug while speaking - Baekhyun has no idea whether you're joking or not.

Of course you are, but he doesn't need to know that.

"Wa-What? Do you really?!" He stammers and shivers at the thought. "You're joking, right?" You roll your head to look at him, the creepiest smile you could produce is on your lips and you almost break the spell by laughing at how horrified Baekhyun looks.

"Maybe I am, maybe I'm not - one day, you'll find out."