Naruto and Akatsuki One-Shots

7 Minutes in Heaven Prolouge

Y/N was in bed, reading her book ever so quietly, and cuddled into her blankets. It was a long night she had last night, dodging the loud members of the Akatsuki and finally getting the day of rest she was excited to get. Until-!"

"Y/N-ChANNNNN!" Tobi knocked the door down and crashed into the room, being beaten on as he fell into the bed with her by Deidara.

"Guys!" Y/N cried out as she pulled the blankets tighter against her nearly bare chest. Deidara blushed as he got off of Tobi, watching her snuggle herself.

"Y/N-Chan!" Deidara blurted out as he held up his hands in shock. "Why are you naked, un?" He blushed and she rolled her eyes, clad in only her undergarments.

"Um, last time I checked this was my room." She huffed, and folded her arms as the door opened again, this time Itachi and Kisame entered.

"Not sure what we just heard, but why are Tobi and Deidara here if you're naked?" Kisame said with wiggling eyebrows. "Can we join the fun too?" Kisame chuckled. Itachi looked at him with disgust.

"Yes, I was wondering why everyone was in a lady's room." Itachi looked around at Tobi nearly collapsed on Y/N, and Deidara blushing like crazy looking everywhere but Y/N.

"Did someone mention Y/N naked?" The deep voice of Zetsu entered the room as he appeared out of nowhere.

"Yes, we've seen that multiple times." His darker tone spoke, making Y/N's face scrunch up in disgust.

"EW!" She huffed.

"Tobi wants to know how?" Tobi asked in a high pitched confusion.

"The shower rooms have holes in the walls." Zetsu smirked, making Y/N squeal with fright.

"EW EW EW! Why are you all in my room-!"

"Hey bitch!" Hidan entered the room. "Honey I'm home-! Why the fuck are all of you here?!" Hidan looked around at everyone in the room, who was looking equally confused.

"Shut up Hidan! As if!" Y/N huffed and buried herself into her book again. She could never get a moment's peace.

"You perverts!" Konan entered the room, turning her nose at them.

"Oh god not another one of Tobi's parties." Sasori entered the room with anger. "You guys are making a ruckus."

"God has arrived." Pein entered the room. "Is there a reason why you are all antagonizing Y/N?"

"Yes she's only asked for a break like one hundred times." Kakuzu entered, fanning his money. Deidara blushed.

"Is this what Y/N-Chan does when she's alone? Sit in lingerie and read books?" He asked himself out loud, then blushed when Tobi tugged her blanket.

"Lingerie? Tobi wants to see-!"

"GET THE FUCK OUTTTTTTTTT!" Y/N screamed at the top of her lungs as chakra exploded from her, making everyone leave the room. Everyone left but Itachi, who bowed deeply.

"My apologies for their actions, along with mine." Itachi left promptly as Y/N rolled her eyes. He always had to be the gentleman.

"Oh my god. Just one day, one day." Y/N breathed in deeply. All she wanted to do was read her book in peace, but they had managed to ruin her only break in 14 days straight worth of missions.

Y/N threw her book down and sobbed as she decided to get dressed, throwing on her comfy kimono as she stormed outside to go get a drink of sake. She was stopped immediately by Sasori, who gripped her arm tightly. "Sasori-San." She whined, as he pointed with his free arm to the living room. "Please say it isn't so."

"Yes, unfortunately the brat is throwing ANOTHER game, and this one sounds even horrible then the last." Sasori let go of her to pinch his nose.

"Why does Leader Sama keep going along with these terrible games?" Y/N pinched her nose as well. Her and Sasori were good friends since they both minded their own business.

"I have no idea. Unfortunately this one involves, something sinister." Sasori said as he made his way over to the living room.

"Oh god what is it?"

"It's called 7 minutes in heaven?" Sasori questioned himself. "Perhaps we'll have to venture into the underworld." Y/N rolled her eyes at him.

"No you idiot, that's a kissing game." Y/N huffed as she continued into the living room.

"Y/N-Chan! You should be dressed. We're leaving." Tobi called. Y/N huffed and walked all the way back to the room to throw on a better outfit instead of her kimono.

"Ready?" Tobi asked her, and the entire Akatsuki gathered around Tobi. They all swirled with him, and they were inside a large room in-!

"THE LEAF?!" Itachi snapped, looking around. Sasuke was looking around as well, as he lifted a kunai to Itachi.

"Stop!" Tobi yelled and within seconds, Sasuke was wrapped with rope as he fell to his feet. "You agreed to play Sasuke!"

Sasuke glared but nodded.

"I'm ready." Y/N groaned as she sat down, surrounded by many of the people she had known to fight.

"Good Y/N -Chan, we will begin with-!"

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