Naruto and Akatsuki One-Shots

🤫Levi Uchiha/Sasuhina

AOT Crossover x Naruto Universe

Forgive me but I do like the pairing I know I'm weird lol.

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Levi was having a bad day. He went to sleep in his normal bed as he did every single day after a very tough battle, and when he awoke it was to a hospital filled with people he had never seen in his life. Levi groaned as he lifted himself up, a soft hand bringing itself to his face. "Lay down Mr. Uchiha."

Levi's eyes narrowed at the blonde woman who was now feeling his forehead, a scowl making his way to his face.

"Who are you talking to?" Levi asked her as she wrote something down on her clipboard.

"You've hit your head pretty badly, what's your name?" The blonde woman asked. Levi hissed as she leaned over him, her gigantic bossom swinging over him.

"Levi Ackerman and will you get those melons off of me?" He huffed as she sighed, rolling her eyes.

"So you remember your fake life?" The woman straightened up as Levi raised an eyebrow.

"Fake life.. I know my life woman." He growled as she turned and walked, Japanese letters along her back. He understood that he read the fifth Hokage.

"I'll bring your parents in, it's best they explain it to you. And my name is Lady Tsunade." The lady flashed him a smirk as she left the room. Levi sighed as he looked around the pristine white room with a grand hospital bed. There was a flower laying on his bedside table.

Lady Tsunade was outside talking to his parents, ones he couldn't see. Levi sighed. Where was his equipment? Where was his squad? "More importantly how the fuck has these people kidnapped me without me knowing?" Levi muttered under his breath. He looked at the sunlight filled window as a knock finally uttered on the door.

A beautiful woman entered the room with strange pale eyes, she was holding onto the hands of a pink haired woman. "Everybody here is so fucking weird." Levi whispered aloud as he noted they were very beautiful.

"What honey?" The dark haired woman said as she looked towards her pink haired friends.

"I have two woman parents?" Levi wondered aloud as the pink hair girl chuckled.

"No sweetie, your father is away on a mission. He will be back shortly." Sakura chuckled as she dropped the black haired woman's hand and moved closer to him. She felt his forehead.

"I'm your mother." The timid dark haired woman smiled at him, her eyes filled with relief at his well being. Levi sighed.

"Ma'am, I'm 19. Why have I been kidnapped?" Levi looked around for his gear and swords. They didn't seem to have any any ill feelings towards him, but he couldn't be too careful.

"You haven't been kidnapped." The pink haired woman chastised him as his 'mother' started crying.

"Sakura what do I do?" His mother cried. "How do I explain Levi has lost his memories?" The woman cried into her hands as she collapsed into the chair next to Levi's bed.

"Hinata-Chan, we'll get through this." Sakura rubbed her friend's shoulders as Levi frowned. This mother woman was very sensitive, but was telling the truth. He could see it as she looked at him with truthful wet eyes.

"Levi honey, you're a Uchiha." His 'mother' shakily said as Levi surveyed her with tense eyes.

"Why?" He looked at the pink haired woman. "Apparently I have a life here I don't know about." Levi frowned as the motherly woman took both of his hands.