Seeker (Harry Potter Characters X Reader)

Fred Weasley

Requested by: spider_batch

"Shhhh! You two are going to get us caught!" I whisper angrily at the twins, who are trying very hard not to laugh.

We had set up an elaborate prank in Professor Snape's office, which when he entered, his hair would turn pink. However, when he looked in a mirror or reflective surface, he wouldn't be able to see that his hair had turned pink.

The last part of the prank was my addition of course, that and the fact that we set it up to look like Professor Flitwick did it. He was after all, the prankster amongst the teachers.

"Oh, here he comes!" Lee cheers quietly, and we all duck lower behind the suit of armor we were all hiding behind.

Snape pushes open his office door with a flourish, and a small poof is seen, with pink glitter flittering around his head. He snarls, and a distinct smell of strawberry wafts into our noses.

The glitter clears, and Snape's hair is a bright, hot neon pink. George can't help himself, and bursts out laughing, only to be practically tackled to the floor by Fred, who slams a hand over his mouth, almost crying from holding back laughter.

Snape turns around, his hair flicking like he's in a shampoo add. He can't see us, and strolls into his office, slamming the door behind him.

Quickly moving away from his office, we stumble down the hall, and burst out laughing as soon as we are far enough away.

I strut ahead and dramatically throw open the door to our secret passage to our common room, doing a series of Britney Spears type of hair flips. This, was my best Snape impersonation. This made the twins and Lee half lie on each other for support from laughter.

Stumbling through the door, and pulling it shut behind us.

"How pissed is he going to be when he finds out?" George asked, lying against the wall for support.

"Correction. If he finds out. I doubt the teachers will say anything for a while," I say with a loopy grin.

I jump on Fred's back. "Ride, noble steed, to the common room!" I say, pointing dramatically down the hall. Lee jumps on George's back.

"Race you!" George said, running down the steps.

Fred took off running, me still on his back, chasing after his brother and Lee. George and Lee were about to win, but George tripped on the last step, crashing through the panel that opened into the common room, and Fred tripping over George.

We heard someone clear their throat.

Tentatively, I look up, and see that we are dog piled at Professor McGonagal's feet. I shoot up, and dust myself off.

"I'm assuming you four ran away from the crime scene of Professor Snape's hair excursion. Five points from Gryffindor," She said.

"It would have been only two points if you had made it pastel pink. Severus hates pastel pink," she said with a small smile,  walking away.

"Professor! Did his hair change back yet?" I called after her.

"Oh no. He doesn't even know it's changed. I'm assuming that was your transfiguration, wasn't it?" She said, giving a disapproving look to the boys, who were not nearly as talented in transfiguration as I was.

"Yes, Professor," I say, looking at the ground.

"Excellent execution Ms L/n. Ten points to Gryffindor. And because of such a wonderful charm, I'm going to tell the other staff to act as if nothing is amiss," she said with a slight smile, waltzing out of the room.

I turn around and grin broadly at the boys. "Well, my amazing work got us five points to Gryffindor, and silence from the teachers. Bow down bitches," I say with a laugh.

They mock bow. "Shall we kiss your feet too your greatness?" George jokes.

"No, that won't be necessary. You just have to carry my books for the first week of next term," I say smugly, watching their faces fall.

"Fine," Fred groans, and I smile happily.