Mack
I don't know who the hell talked me into taking the kids to the town festival, but I will thank them later. Never mind, it was my living wife who thought I needed to bond with the little buggers.
"Oh, come on, Mack! Stop being a spoilsport!" Paige yelled at me.
I walked over to Paige. "If I didn't love you, I would leave you on the Ferris wheel," I mentioned.
"Yes, but you do love me, and it's nice to spend time with the kids. Don't you remember when we brought the grandkids here when they were little?" Paige asked me.
"Oh, yeah, Andi got lost in the haunted house, Coop threw pop at a bunch of kids, Brandon got sick after I told him not to eat that tenth corn dog, Marta whined, and Casey refused to get off the rides. Yeah, it was a real treat," I said, rolling my eyes.
"Okay, how about when Bella was younger?" Paige questioned me.
"Bella chases Ty and Andrew chased Bella. I ran after the three of them while losing the other kids because they all split up on me," I reminded Paige.
"Just have fun and enjoy the time while you can. One day, the kids will have families of their own," Paige reminded me.
"You know how to hit a guy where it hurts, don't you?" I asked as Paige smiled. I shook my head and chuckled. We walked around the festival while everyone did their thing.
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Casey
Larissa and I checked out the games while Coop and Cody went on the rides. The festival was fun until the banshees cornered us.
"Oh, look, it's the freak," one banshee called Larissa.
"Well, that's original," I mentioned, rolling my eyes.
The head banshee looked at me and glared at me.
"The issue with you dickknobbers is that you can't come up with anything original," I retorted.
"What's a dickknobber?" One of the banshees asked.
"Someone that plays with a dick which you're familiar with because you do it all the time. That is unless you're too busy sucking them," I remarked.
Larissa snickered as I sniggered.
Coop walked up with Cody. "Hi, hoe. Off to work you go," Coop told the banshees, making Cody laughed.
"That's not funny," a banshee declared, with her palm up.
"It is to us," Coop retorted.
"Well, you're a jerk," another banshee said.
"Ouch, that hurt my feelings, not really," Coop commented while shrugging.
"Run along, doggy. I'm sure some inspecting loser needs something to hump," I said, waving off the banshees.
"Ugh," the head banshee groaned as they stormed off.
"I see the girls get dumber, and the insults get lamer," Cody mentioned.
"Isn't that the case? You spend years getting through a shithole dealing with stupid people who think they got everything figured out. They know nothing and continued on that journey," Coop remarked.
"Damn, you sound like Mack," I mentioned.
"Papa's not wrong. I can see why he hates people," Coop mentioned.
"Hey, snowflake. I don't hate people. I dislike them immensely, significant difference," Mack said, walking up with Paige while eating popcorn.
"But you barely tolerate Grandpa Bob," Coop mentioned.
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Meant For Each Other (Wattpad Version)
HumorCasey O'Neill is good with who he is. He doesn't need someone in his life to make it complete. Unfortunately, fate has other ideas in the form of a Gray. Larissa Gray comes from an interesting family and has no issue speaking her mind. These two f...
