Blade and I

Chapter 16

Stupid son of a monkey

I woke up the following morning feeling better. It was probably stress and pain from my period or something. I didn't want to get out of bed. My pillow is so warm. Suddenly I hear Blade groan. Wait what? He is still here? "Angel, can you please let go of my dick?" my eyes widened.

What the fuck. I didn't even realize since I was still half asleep. I let go of his – hard – dick instantly.

"Uhm sorry?" I awkwardly said. he laughed. "You're cute." I just rolled my eyes and pushed him out of my bed. He fell on the floor with a loud thump. "Auw, what was that for?" he glared at me. I just gave him an award-winning smile and made my way to the bathroom to take a shower.

"Angel?" I heard Blade say through the door when I was done showering. "Should we skip today?" I dried my body with a towel. "Why would we do that?" I asked him. "Well you were sick yesterday and that could come back, also I took care of you so I might be sick." I sighed. "But you're not sick and I am feeling better. So, we are not going to skip school." I heard Blade fall onto my bed.

"But I am feeling sick." He is such a whiney toddler.

"well than you can skip and i'll see you later." I told him. "No! I took care of you so now you have to return the favor!" I moisturized my body with lotion. "I don't think that's how friendship works. Returning favors." I muttered.

"Please Angel?" he begged me. Ugh he sounds so cute right now. "Fine but you have got to stop calling me angel." I could hear him jump up and do a little victory dance. "No can do!" he shouted. "Sick my ass." I shouted back.

After I got dressed in some sweatpants and Blade's hoodie that I still had from the day after I drunk myself wasted, I made my way downstairs. Blade was cooking pancakes and singing to Rihanna. "Sticks and stones may break my bones but changes and whips excite me." He even wiggled his but.

I stood in the door opening. Watching the scene while stifling my laugh. "So, you are a kinky guy huh?" I joked while walking to one of the barstools. He turned around in an instant and blushed. "Awh is cute, little big guy blushing?" I coed. He looked at me with a straight face. "That sentence does not make sense."

I rolled my eyes. "Just give me the pancakes." He huffed. "Demanding much. I made these with care and you don't even care." That made me laugh. "You aren't sick at all you bastard." He put a plate full of pancakes in front of me. "What?" he innocently said. "I just wanted to stay at home and chill with you." He took the seat beside me. "Alright but we are also going to work on the project and tomorrow we will not skip." I said with a finger pointed at him. he made a face.

"Yeah, sure. Whatever you want Angel." I thought I told him to stop calling me that. I ignored him and ate my pancakes.

*

"No! Blade I swear to you. If you even dare, I will cut your balls of and feed them to the crocodiles. Even better I will feed your balls to the crocodiles when they are still attached to your body!" He let out a bouldering laugh. "Babygurl you are never gonna get a chance."

I froze. Did he know what he just did? That was so attractive tho. And gave me instant flashbacks to a scandalous movie I saw a couple weeks ago. "are you lost babygurl." Ugh such a good movie. So sexy. Anyway, back to the now.

currently Blade was chasing after me with a water gun. How did we get here? No idea, one moment we were watching Henry Danger on the couch the following moment he stood in front of me with the gun.