-Maribel pov-
The school came and went fast. We are now in glee. I'm sitting behind the judge table while students filter in. I sigh as my girlfriends come in with Holly.
Of course they came in with her. They've been getting closer to her recently. I frown as she ends up on my left side. I glare at my girlfriends and they just looks away.
"I'm not a killer" I look at Holly with a raised eyebrow "You don't have to hate me"
"I don't hate you" I look at the students and stand up "Alright! Who's up first?"
Tina walks down with Mike smiling. I'm ready for this! I enjoy Tina and Mike is a underdog. This is the high school story!
-Tina-Mike-
Anything you can do, I can do better.
I can do anything better than you.
No you can't.
Yes, I can.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can, Yes, I can!
Anything you can be, I can be greater.
Sooner or later I'm greater than you.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
No, you're not!.
Yes, I am, Yes, I am!
I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge.
I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow.
I can live on bread and cheese.
And only on that?
Yes.
So can a rat!
Any note you can reach, I can go higher.
I can sing anything higher than you.
No, you can't. (High)
Yes, I can. (Higher)
No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher)
No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher)
No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher)
No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I CAN! (Highest)
Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper.
I can buy anything cheaper than you.
Fifty cents?
Forty cents!
Thirty cents?
Twenty cents!
No, you can't!
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!
Anything you can say, I can say softer.
I can say anything softer than you.
No, you can't. (Softly)
Yes, I can. (Softer)
No, you can't. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (Softer)
No, you can't. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (Softer)
YES, I CAN! (Full volume)
I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker.
I can drink it quicker and get even sicker!
I can open any safe.
Without bein' caught?
Yes.
That's what I thought.....you crook!
Any note you can hold, I can hold longer.
I can hold any note longer than you.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can
No, you can't.
Yes, I can
No, you can't.
Yes, I can....Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I CA-A-A-A-N!
Yes, you ca-a-a-an!
Anything you can wear, I can wear better.
In what you wear I'd look better than you.
In my coat?
In your vest!
In my shoes?
In your hat!
No, you can't!
Yes, I can....Yes, I CAN!
Anything you can say, I can say faster.
I can say anything faster than you.
No, you can't. (Fast)
Yes, I can. (Faster)
No, you can't. (Faster)
Yes, I can. (Faster)
No, you can't. (Faster)
YesIcan! (Fastest)
I can jump a hurdle.
I can wear a girdle.
I can knit a sweater.
I can fill it better!
I can do most anything!
Can you bake a pie?
No.
Neither can I.
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Forgive me, help me, be with me (fapezberry) {Complete}
FanfictionThere are tons of Glee What Ifs? Here's one for ya What if Rachel joined Trouble Tones instead of Mercedes cause she was tired of being bullied? Read on to find out.
