Joker: (Yawns) Goodnight, Yawning Jerk
Phoenix: Night Joker
At exactly 3am....
Phoenix: Joker! Help!
Joker: (Rubs eyes) Huh? What's wrong baka?
Phoenix: (Stuck in the sleeping bag) THIS MONSTER IS TRYING TO CONSUME ME!
Joker: Baka, how did you get stuck in the sleeping bag?
Phoenix: I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T CARE! GET ME OUT FROM HERE!
Joker: Calm down, let me unzip the sleeping bag for you
Phoenix: (Continues to move around in the sleeping bag) HELP! I'M PANICKING AND I CAN'T BREATHE PROPERLY!
Joker: You fool! Stay still so I can help you!
Phoenix: I CAN'T STAY STILL! HERE I AM ABOUT TO DIE AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS TELL ME TO STAY STILL?!
Joker: Well how the heck do you expect me to help you if you make it so difficult for me?!
Phoenix: THAT'S IT, I'M DEAD MEAT!
Joker: Stop being so overly dramati-
Phoenix: (Burns the sleeping bag then gets up) Ah, fresh air. I feel much better now
Joker: Holy kaitous! Phoenix, you set the campsite on fire!
Phoenix: I did what?!
Joker: Let's scram before someone catches us!
First chapter for 2021^^ It's 2:34am and I'm still awake XD Help! My sleeping schedule is messed up😂
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