Kaitou Joker: 💜Randomness and Short Tales💜

Roles in a family

(Just wondering who would be who in a family. Warning: This may get weird, so prepare yourselves!)

Twilight: After some research and studies, I have determined who is suitable for which role in a family. Well, a big family actually.

Joker: No, this is gonna get weird.

Twilight: Here! (Hands a sheet of paper)

Roles in a family:

Mum- Hachi

Dad- Spade

Grandfather- Silver Heart

Grandmother- Agent Purple

First child- President D

Second child- Lupin

Third child- Phoenix

Fourth child- Hyakkimaru

Fifth child- Shadow

Sixth child- Rose

Seventh child- Queen

Eighth child- Captain Blue

Ninth child- Joker

First cousin- Viridian

Second cousin- Hayami

Third cousin- Shino

Fourth cousin- Ai

Fifth cousin- Agent Silver

Sixth cousin- Rei

Seventh cousin- Kira

Eighth cousin- Princess Paprika

Ninth cousin- Kurumi

First uncle- Spider Ace

Second uncle- Nightmare

Third uncle- Simon

First aunt- Ginko

Second aunt- Rei Dragon

Third aunt- Momo

Random ancestor- Ichi

Pets- Hosshi, Roko

Joker: What the fudge?! This doesn't make sense at all!

Twilight: (Proudly) Yup! I know!

Queen: Why is Spade the dad?

Twilight: Oh, in my opinion, Spade is the most rational person. Thus, earning him the role of the dad.

Spade: Um, thanks?

Twilight: I made another one for me and my friends!

Roles in a family:

Dad- Beryl

Mum- Suisei

First child- Gabriel

Second child- B.M

Third child- Twilight

Pets- Sirius, Berry, Kitty, Gin, Slither

Hachi: Why are you the youngest?

Twilight: I have the mind of a kid. I'm also often mistaken slightly younger than my original age.

Hachi: Oh, something like Joker-san, but he's worst!

Joker: Oi!

Spade: It's facts, Joker.

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Did any of those made sense to you? Comment down below if you have a better suggestion on who would be perfect for which role in a family 😉 Stay shining!💖💜🌌