Ai: Spade-sama, we're out of plates
Spade: Dump! You smashed my plates again?!
OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO
Roko: (Drags Queen's sword) Queen, you're sword is broken again
Queen: What?! Grandpa!
OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO
Phoenix: Acrux is sleeping because someone fed him a magnet (inhales) Joker!
OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO
Spider Ace: President D, there's something I need to tell you
President D: What is it?
Spider Ace: All our apples are gone
President D: Shadow! Rose!
Spider Ace: Rose is innocent
President D: Oh. Ahem, Shadow!
OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO
Ai: Spade-sama, we've run out of food too
Spade: First plates and now food?! Joker! This has to be your doing!
OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO
Shadow: Rose is missing. I can't find her nor contact her (takes Bloody Rain) I blame everyone for her disappearance!
Meanwhile...
Rose: (At a girl's night out with Queen and Ai) Thanks for inviting me over
Ai: You're welcome
Queen: This whole girl's night out is Ai's idea
Rose: Ohhh....why do I feel like something bad is going to happen?
OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO
Silver Heart: Eh, where's my explanation corner?
Spade: (In the explanation corner) And that is how Joker was able to steal Phoenix's first kiss
Silver Heart: Spade! You stole my corner again!
Spade: Gyah!
OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO
Hachi: Joker-san! Bad news!
Joker: Huh? What's wrong?
Hachi: The treasure from last night had been stolen from us!
Joker: What?! Who?!
Hachi: (Shows four cards)
Joker: Spade! Queen! Shadow! Phoenix! Not cool!
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