The riches man

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Mr Kaneari: I'm the riches there is! I'm a celebrity too! Every lady adores me because of that!

President D: Ewww! FYI, I own an organization!

Mr Kaneari: I own a five star hot spring!

President D: I own the most exclusive and rare frozen sabertooth mummy!

Mr Kaneari: I'm a famous rich man!

President D: And I'm a rich, charming young man!

Mr Kaneari: (Speechless)

President D: Take that! Money can't buy you youth! I'm a rich and handsome young man whereas, you're an old man who could fall any minute now!

Mr Kaneari: Why you little-

President D: Don't waste your breath to say useless words. The more you talk, the more closer you are to your death.

Mr Kaneari: Damn you!

President D: What? I'm talking facts, aren't I?

Mr Kaneari: I've never felt so insulted in my whole entire life before!

President D: I'm glad to be the first to do so. Though, I should be second since Joker is always making fun of you, am I right?

Mr Kaneari: Don't mention his name, each time I hear it, I feel as if something bad is about to happen.

President D: I think all that money you have has jinxed you.

Mr Kaneari: Shut up!

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XD Kaneari is sorta annoying, don't you think so? Stay shining!💖💜🌌

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