8- WASHINGTON IS HIGH (CRACK CHAPTER 1)

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I DREW A PICTURE AND I WANNA WRITE ABOUT IT-

George Washington was sitting in his chair, his attention focused on the movie currently playing on his desktop. Said movie just happened to be The Lion King. He was supposed to be working, but couldn't consentrate. And being the boss ment he could do what he wanted to, right?

And now he was watching an animated disney show about a lion cub who watched his uncle kill his dad.

A great day indeed.

Fast forward a few hours and the movie was starting all over again because he was the boss and he wanted to watch it again.

The opening song started and Washington smiled, getting an idea. He paused the show and wandered into the lobby where most of his staff was currently occupying.

"HAMILTON!" He yelled, catching everyone's attention. Hamilton came running and George King, his vice-president, had the sense to pull out his phone and start recording.

"Yes sir!" Hamilton said, looking up at his boss who had now climbed onto the table in the center.

Washington smiled. "Hamilton, come stand on the table." Hamilton nodded, confused, and climbed into the table, his head only coming up to Washington's chest.

Washington stepped closer to Hamilton and he flinched. "S-sir?"

Washington grinned and hooked his arms under Hamilton's shoulders and lifted him into the air, all while Hamilton was squeaking in surprise.

"S-SIR! MR. WASHINGTON!! GEORGE, HOLY CRAP- WHAT THE FRICK ARE YIU DOING, GEORGE?!?!?" Hamilton screamed.

Washington took a deep breath. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH ZABENYA!!!!!!!!" He yelled/sung at the top of his lungs. The room burst into laughter at Hamilton's slightly panicked face.

Just then, Jefferson walked into the room and stared at the befuddling scene in front of him. He whirled around to face Madison, who had come in after him.

"Should I..... Should I be.... Conserend?" He worriedly asked.

Madison looked at him, his face set in a hard -_-.

"No." He said in full honesty, looking Jefferson dead in the eye.



THAT IS IT FOLKS-

Until next time, GOODBYE!

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