Long ago in the ancient land of FalalalalalaLand, there lived Santa and 12 elves.
You may be wondering why he only has 12 elves, well that's because 12 is a cool number. I like the number 12 so that's how my elves he's gonna have.
If any of you have a problem with that, then too bad.
So anyway, Santa and his 12 elves lived in FalalalalalaLand a really long time ago but they don't live there anymore.
Now they live in the North Pole.
You're welcome.
Happy Chanukah,
Derek Jones (A.K.A DemonBunnies)
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HumorThere's no need for a description, the title says it all. I like cake. And cookies. But not celery. Celery's gross. Hahahaha, that wasn't supposed to show up in the description... Oh well.
