There once was a carrot who walked up to a potato and was all "Hey man, I a carrot."
Then the potato got mad cause the Carrot thought it was better than he was so the potato said. "Yeah, well I'm a Potato!... Po-Tay-Toe!"
Then they were both squashed by a giant watermelon... Yum! :)
(The End)
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Your stupid to read this story (2012 Watty Awards)
HumorThere's no need for a description, the title says it all. I like cake. And cookies. But not celery. Celery's gross. Hahahaha, that wasn't supposed to show up in the description... Oh well.
