Ok everyone, it seems that I somehow managed to miss the holiday I made up myself. "Fan Appreciation Day" which was apparently August 25th.
So to make it up to you I will release a bunch of chapters then disappear for another 7 months so I can spend my time doing what I love; fighting rabid panda-bears in the glaciers of the Bahamas.
Ok, fine. I won't run away for seven months, it'll more like one week (since I'm lazy, I have homework, and I have taekwondo practice 3 times a week).
*Slowly backs out of the room*
Ok.... bye then.
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THE AMAZING RETURN OF STUDENT
Mrs. Teacher Lady: So class, how was your summer?
Girl #9: It was fun! I went swimming with the dolphins down in-
Student: *Bursts through the door* LAME! Let me tell you about my summer!
Mrs.TeacherLady: Student, Girl #9 was just talking about her summer. You shouldn't interrupt people while they're talki-
Student: I went on a vacation to the far off planet of Shazam!!!!!
The planet Shazam is home to the indigenous plum people. They're people, made entirely out of plums.
*Female Student suddenly becomes more attentive*
The oceans are made entirely out of chocolate milk and licorice vines cover the houses.
There are peppermint trees made out of real peppermint bark.
*Female Student begins drooling slightly*
The clouds are made out of cotton candy. In the summer it rains skittles and m&ms and in the winter it snows that powder that's in Fun Dip.
I got to ride on a whale made entirely out of Rice Crispy Treats and was accepted into a tribe of bacon cannibals...
Female Student: *Leaps over desk and grabs Student by the collar*
SHAZAM! DIRECTIONS! NOW!
Student: Relax, I just so happen to have a copy of them right here. *hands Female Student the directions*
Female Student: MRS. TEACHER LADY!!! I FEEL SICK! I'M GOING HOME EARLY!!!!! *runs out of room*
Person #1: Wait a second, isn't the planet Shazam that planet inside your locker?
Student: Yep.
Person 1: So... Where'd you actually just send her?
Student: To Antarctica.
Person 1: *gives high five* You're the best.
Jimmy: *hanging upside down from the ceiling in a cocoon of duck-tape*
WILL SOMEBODY LET ME DOWN? I LOST MY GLASSES!
Student: Shut up Jimmy.
The End.
YOU ARE READING
Your stupid to read this story (2012 Watty Awards)
HumorThere's no need for a description, the title says it all. I like cake. And cookies. But not celery. Celery's gross. Hahahaha, that wasn't supposed to show up in the description... Oh well.
