The Amazing Return of Student!!!!!

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Ok everyone, it seems that I somehow managed to miss the holiday I made up myself. "Fan Appreciation Day" which was apparently August 25th.

So to make it up to you I will release a bunch of chapters then disappear for another 7 months so I can spend my time doing what I love; fighting rabid panda-bears in the glaciers of the Bahamas.

Ok, fine. I won't run away for seven months, it'll more like one week (since I'm lazy, I have homework, and I have taekwondo practice 3 times a week).

*Slowly backs out of the room*

Ok.... bye then.

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THE AMAZING RETURN OF STUDENT

Mrs. Teacher Lady: So class, how was your summer?

Girl #9: It was fun! I went swimming with the dolphins down in-

Student: *Bursts through the door* LAME! Let me tell you about my summer!

Mrs.TeacherLady: Student, Girl #9 was just talking about her summer. You shouldn't interrupt people while they're talki-

Student: I went on a vacation to the far off planet of Shazam!!!!!

The planet Shazam is home to the indigenous plum people. They're people, made entirely out of plums.

*Female Student suddenly becomes more attentive*

The oceans are made entirely out of chocolate milk and licorice vines cover the houses.

There are peppermint trees made out of real peppermint bark.

*Female Student begins drooling slightly*

The clouds are made out of cotton candy. In the summer it rains skittles and m&ms and in the winter it snows that powder that's in Fun Dip.

I got to ride on a whale made entirely out of Rice Crispy Treats and was accepted into a tribe of bacon cannibals...

Female Student: *Leaps over desk and grabs Student by the collar* 

SHAZAM! DIRECTIONS! NOW!

Student: Relax, I just so happen to have a copy of them right here. *hands Female Student the directions*

Female Student: MRS. TEACHER LADY!!! I FEEL SICK! I'M GOING HOME EARLY!!!!! *runs out of room*

Person #1: Wait a second, isn't the planet Shazam that planet inside your locker?

Student: Yep.

Person 1: So... Where'd you actually just send her?

Student: To Antarctica.

Person 1: *gives high five* You're the best.

Jimmy: *hanging upside down from the ceiling in a cocoon of duck-tape*

WILL SOMEBODY LET ME DOWN? I LOST MY GLASSES!

Student: Shut up Jimmy.

The End.

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