One day in Metropolis, something was amiss... The store was out of cocoa puffs!
Oh, and there was a giant fire breathing lizard attacking the city.
"Ahhhhh! A Giant monster is attacking the city? Where's Captain Impossible?" Cried a helpless citizen, who wasn't as concerned about the lack of cocoa puffs as she should have been.
"Did someone call for Captain Impossible?" Asked Captain Impossible.
"Help us! There's a monster attacking the city!" The woman cried, unforgivably forgetting the real crisis at hand.
The woman was the picked up by the giant lizard.
Captain Impossible pondered the situation. "Hmmmmmm.... Yeah, I can't beat that thing, it's impossible... Call me!" With a suggestive wink Captain Impossible flew away.
And the woman got eaten alive.
(Ten Years Later....)
"And that kids, was the story of the great Cocoa Puff shortage!"
"Wow Grandpa! Tell it again!"
"No! Why should I? You're pointing a gun at me!... Who are you people?"
The End.
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Your stupid to read this story (2012 Watty Awards)
HumorThere's no need for a description, the title says it all. I like cake. And cookies. But not celery. Celery's gross. Hahahaha, that wasn't supposed to show up in the description... Oh well.
