(This story was given to me by my old friend BloodRedAxe. Apparently it was written when she was 3 or 4 so if it makes no sense then that's why.)
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The fox and the hound:
Once upon a time there was a fox.
It ate trees and it was a badger.
And it sewed mittens.
And then he ate a big wolf.
Then he ate a pig.
Then he ate all the farm animals on old McDonalds farm.
And he ate a rooster.
Then he ate a lot of raisins in the kitchen and he ate all the food.
The end.
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What did this actually have to do with a hound? Thanks so much for sending this in, it was interesting.
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Your stupid to read this story (2012 Watty Awards)
HumorThere's no need for a description, the title says it all. I like cake. And cookies. But not celery. Celery's gross. Hahahaha, that wasn't supposed to show up in the description... Oh well.
