The Flying Hippo Wars

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Student: Flying Hippos!......

That's right you all heard me! Flying Hippos exist!

And the Flying Hippo Wars aren't a lie!

THEY ARE REAL!!!!!!!

REAL I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!

REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(*Takes several deep breaths of air to calm himself down*)

Ok, now then.... It all started on a day like today... Ok, so it was today! That's not the point!

On the Planet Shazam- the tiny planet that lives inside my locker-

The Flying Hippopotomooses who inhabit the planet couldn't find their sacred cheese crown and they were sad... AND ANGRY!!!!

I MEAN WHO THE HECK STEALS A PERFECTLY GOOD SACRED CHEESE CROWN?!?!?!?!?!?!?! THAT'S JUST WRONG MAN!!!!! JUST PLAIN WRONG!!!!!!!!!

Person 1: It's ok dude! just take some deep breaths...

Student: (*Takes a few deep breaths*) Thanks buddy!

(*Awesome friend handshake*)

Person 1: No prob.

Student: Anyway back to the story...

Since The Flying Hippopotomooses couldn't find their sacred cheese crown they attacked The Wing-ed Ellyffantes (*Ellie-fant-es*), using they're laser eyes to kick them out of the sky!

But the Ellyffantes evolved into Wing-ed Laser-Trunk Ellyffantes! 

The Hippopotomooses thought that they were no match but just then a miracle happened!...

I opened my locker.

I then returned the cheese crown, which I had mistaken for my string cheese, and The Flying Hippo Wars were resolved.

AND THAT IS HOW I SAVED THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!

Person 1: (*Nudges Student and head gestures towards an angry Mrs. Teacher-Lady*)

Student: (*Cough!*)

Erm... I mean that's why there were several mini explosions in my locker during lunch.

Person 1: (*Gives Student the 'Thumbs-up' sign*)

Mrs. Teacher-Lady: (*Bangs head on desk repeatedly*)

I GIVE UP! JUST GET BACK TO RECESS!

Person 1 and Student: YEAY! (*Victorious air punch!*)

Female Student: (*Enters*)

 It took me a whole month, but I finally got myself off of the wall!

Student: (*Holds up hand*) Tape me.

Person 1: (*Hands Student Duck-Tape*)

Female Student: Hey guys!... Wait... What are you guys doing with that Duck Tape?...... AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!......STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!.... WILL SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME????........ ANYONE?!?!?!?!?!?!

(*Sounds of Duck-Tape ripping and shrieking*)

THE END.

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