The Student Returns!!!!!!!!!!
Student: "Yes, it is I again. This time I'm not here to talk about Intergalactic clowns because I am sure you are well aware of the danger.
No, this time I must warn you of the eminent dangers caused by..."
Female Student: "Hey, kid! Why don't you have a name? Why are you just called Student?
Student: "Why are you judging? Your name is Female Student."
Female Student: "If I'm 'Female Student then does that mean your male?"
Student: *frowns* "I guess so... I mean can you see a girl doing the things I do?"
Female Student: "Yep, I've done everything you have... Except I did it better!"
*Female Student Exits*
Student: "There is no way I'll be beaten by that girl!!!! I have to get rid of her before the author decides he likes her better than me!!!!"
Me (The Author) : "Too late, sorry!"
Student: "NOOOOOOO!!!!! I've been fired!!!!!!!!!"
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(Two hours later)
Me: "Um... Hey student? Can you come back and be in my stories again?"
Student: *smiling smugly* "Why? Did something happen to Female Student"
Me: "Yeah someone Duck-Taped her to a wall and I can't get her off... Wait a second! Did you Duck-Tape her to the wall?"
Student: *Slowly backing out of the room* "No... why would you say something like that? It was clearly a Duck, how else could she be stuck to the wall with A Duck's tape?"
Me: "No, not "A Duck's tape".... Hey, wait where'd you go? "
Student: *Hiding in closet* "As I was trying to telling you earlier; this time I must warn you of the eminent dangers caused by People Who Try to Steal your Job. You have nothing to worry if you can Duck-Tape them to a wall... If not, then your doomed."
YOU ARE READING
Your stupid to read this story (2012 Watty Awards)
HumorThere's no need for a description, the title says it all. I like cake. And cookies. But not celery. Celery's gross. Hahahaha, that wasn't supposed to show up in the description... Oh well.
