Here's a story written by sandycandyruby. Enjoy!
Hi my name is Bob,
Bob is my friend,
Bob is really funny,
Bob is not funny when he is chasing you around with a knife. G2g Bob is chasing me with a knife. .
*Two seconds later.*
SPLAT!
R.i.P. Bob. .

YOU ARE READING
Your stupid to read this story (2012 Watty Awards)
HumorThere's no need for a description, the title says it all. I like cake. And cookies. But not celery. Celery's gross. Hahahaha, that wasn't supposed to show up in the description... Oh well.