Your stupid to read this story (2012 Watty Awards)

Tuba

Warning!

This the third? (second?) story I wrote for 'Your stupid to read this story' but because my sister had found it open on my computer and changed it the story was deleted. I was unable to find the original version so this is the version my sister changed (hence the abundance of "like"s in it.)

I think this is going to kill me.... try not to let your brain explode, ok?

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Once there was... like a talking Tuba. And the tuba's name was, like, Chip.

So Chip was a super nice tuba, who always, like, cleaned his spit valve. And then he like totally met Farty the trumpet. Cause he was a trumpet Farty, like, consumed a lot of valve oil and was, like, always drunk cause valve oil is like... um... like alcohol and stuff.

So Chip walks up to Farty, and he was all like. "Ewwwwwwwww! You are soo gross!"

And Farty was like. "Dude, shut up, you, like totally, sound like a girl... Seriously dude, like, talk to me when you become a real tuba, or whatever!"

Then Chip was all like "I am so totally a Tuba, you seriously have to get your eyes fixed and stuff."

So Farty was like 'Oh no he didn't' and then he was all like "Dude, seriously unless you man up and drink some valve oil I won't, like ummm... except you as a Tuba... and stuff."

Cause Chip was really, like, self-conscious and stuff he drank the valve oil thingy.

The valve oil stuff, like totally, filled up Chip's valves so much that he like drowned and like did that dying thing.