Hey... you!
Yeah you! (Who ever you are)
I know that you can hear me... Just listen up!
Cause I gotta announcement!
If you've read this much of this book then you are officially Freakin' Awesome!!!!!!
*Warning!!!!!!! Do not go around tell every one that you are "Freakn' Awesome!!!!!" Because you will most likely get beat up and because it really doesn't matter what I say because I'm just a random person on the Internet. I am not responsible for any injury that you may get from calling yourself in anyway "Freakin' Awesome!!!" (The injury includes mentally) Any strange Illness that may occur after being called "Freakin' Awesome!!!!!" by me may be temporary or life threatening but will most likely not be my fault. If you also experience: depression, mood swings, spontaneous combustion, rashes, acne, thoughts of suicide, the sudden urge to eat healthy foods, loss of weight, the discovery that you are trapped inside a clock, swelling of the lips, gums, throat or mouth; have frequent migraines or itchy eyes.... then there's probably something wrong with you and you should go see a doctor. If you experience flu-like symptoms then you probably have the flu and should go get yourself some medicine, or consult your doctor... cause he/she is probably smarter than I am. ~Thank You*
Now for all of you computer users out there, you can watch this EXTREAMLY random video that I got from YouTube; and for everyone else on a mobile device... you're still Freakn' Awesome!!!!!!
So enjoy it while it lasts because at some point you'll be promoted from Freakn' Awesome!!!!! to something else. :)
Thanks Again!
YOU ARE READING
Your stupid to read this story (2012 Watty Awards)
HumorThere's no need for a description, the title says it all. I like cake. And cookies. But not celery. Celery's gross. Hahahaha, that wasn't supposed to show up in the description... Oh well.
