There once was a tree named Ted.
No, not that Ted. It's a different Ted. Ted IS a rather common name you know.
Anyway, this tree named Ted was walking though the ocean...
Yes, I know he's a tree and trust me they can definitely walk. And of course they can walk through the ocean, I mean they're trees.
So as I was saying, he was walking through the ocean just chillin' with the pie-fish when all of the sudden a shark came along!!!
But it was a friendly shark who laughed and sang along with Ted as he walked.
That is until a Narwhal came along!!!!
But don't worry, it was a friendly Narwhal who tap danced with Ted as he sang, laughed, danced and walked through the ocean.
Well, until a dolohin came along!!!!!
But don't worry it was only a murderous dolphin. (After all everyone knows that Dolphins are almost as evil as bunnies)
Then the sun exploded and they all died.
End.
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Your stupid to read this story (2012 Watty Awards)
HumorThere's no need for a description, the title says it all. I like cake. And cookies. But not celery. Celery's gross. Hahahaha, that wasn't supposed to show up in the description... Oh well.
