Once upon a time there lived a boy named Melvin.
Melvin was a real boy with lots of fake friends.
He had a stuffed dinosaur named Ted and an invisible girlfriend named Bo-Bo.
One day Melvin came across a magical pie.
"Hi pie! I'm a real boy!" Said Melvin.
"............" Said the pie.
(After all, it is only a pie.)
Anyway the pie granted Melvin three wishes.
Melvin first wished his stuffed dinosaur was real.
His dino became real but it was too small so he gave him away.
Next Melvin wished Bo-Bo could be visible.
But to his horror she was uglier than an Intergalactic Clown.
So he dumped her.
Finally, Melvin got hit by a bus.
Then he turned into a robot.
Did I forget to mention that before he was a robot his favorite food was Cheeseburgers?...
Well they were.
The End.
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Your stupid to read this story (2012 Watty Awards)
HumorThere's no need for a description, the title says it all. I like cake. And cookies. But not celery. Celery's gross. Hahahaha, that wasn't supposed to show up in the description... Oh well.
