There was a Pirate named... um... Ted?... no... um... Lucy! There we go!--
There once was a Pirate named Lucy, he was a really mean pirate but he had a super girly name.
Lucy had a Pirate ship and a Pirate crew. Unfortunately his ship was more like a small boat, and was pink with purple, be-dazzled sails.
Lucy's crew consisted of the best men he knew... his mother and his Great Aunt Helga (she had a mustache)
One day mutiny was committed and Lucy was kicked off of the boat and drowned because he couldn't swim... He should have chosen a job further away from the water.
The End
(*10 hours of a 'You are a Pirate' song I found on YouTube... fun.*)
YOU ARE READING
Your stupid to read this story (2012 Watty Awards)
HumorThere's no need for a description, the title says it all. I like cake. And cookies. But not celery. Celery's gross. Hahahaha, that wasn't supposed to show up in the description... Oh well.
